Me: I'm so happy The Great Comet, Bandstand, and Groundhog Day are going to have a long run.
Friend: But they're closing next month
Me, on the verge of tears: I'm. So. Happy. That. The. Great. Comet. Bandstand. And. Groundhog. Day. Are. Going. To. Have. A long. Run.
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ and appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Eliza Schuyler Hamilton And
Everything She did For Her Husband ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
I think a great way to solve the Charlotteville statue problem is not by tearing down the statue of Robert E. Lee, but to build a bigger, better looking statue of Ulysses S. Grant right next to it.
You know what’s a great idea?
If the Hamilton fandom fucking chilled.
Whizzer: You're over dramatic sometimes, Marvin
Marvin: what? No I'm not.
~ later that day ~
Whizzer: *wins the chess game*
Marvin: get out of this household I am done with you.
Moscow? I think you mean "give Grace McLean a Tony." In My House? I think you mean "Give Grace McLean a fucking tony." A Call To Pierre? I think you mean "HOW THE FUCK WAS GRACE MC FUCKING LEAN WAS NOT NOMINATED FOR A TONY?!?"