September 30th

I’m so fucking sick of it

Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot

Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed

Me listening to Stand Tall:

Me listening to Unsaid Emily:

PETITION FOR THIS TO GO INTO PRODUCTION IMMEDIATELY

squid’s laws of fic (not inclusive)

first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here

second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying 

third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit

fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help 

fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet 

sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.” 

seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away

Thor 4 opening scene

thor is washing his fake eyeball in the sink and he drops it and it goes down the drain and he’s just like, “aww shit oh fuckk damn it shit shit shit” and then he just doesn’t have an eye for the rest of the movie

If you don’t have a crazy dancing Spider-Man gif on you blog then you’re doing it wrong.

Alternate title for episode 6 of Bridgerton - imagine a world where everyone actually talked to each other candidly and openly about their needs, wants, desires, fears, insecurities, and childhood traumas and everyone roundly agreed that talking about how sex and pregnancy worked early and openly was a good idea

Alternate version the second - Spring Awakening 2.0: Probably No One’s Gonna Die of a Back Alley Abortion, Men Still Know Everything About Sex and Women Know Nothing, But Hey, The Lack of Consent During Sex is Gender-Flipped!

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