THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Ouchie

The reason middle children are often thought to be less attention seeking and more even-tempered probably has something to do with the fact that if the second child is an unholy tantrum king/queen, there is less chance of a third child being added to the family.

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

hell world hell world hell world

WHY DOES YOUR SOAP NEED INTERNET

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

This.

this stuff makes me so happy

this went up on cn’s instagram yesterday and i can’t believe it. seeing a major kid’s network teaching kids what nonbinary pronouns are, and that they’re valid, makes me so happy you have no idea