This Stuff Makes Me So Happy

Pickles are just salt and vinegar cucumbers

happy autism acceptance month, asperger's is still an ableist and useless term

Welcome to Tumblr.

This has such a great message at the end and the last bunch of minutes have such a beautiful, psa??????message whatever. It needs more love.

How dare you. I'm no female dog.

Bitches be like: "Why are you painting your typewriter?" And then use a leaky burner.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Flippin' epic

Whats your opinion on blue bannanas (look up vanilla bananas)

introducing the Blue Java Banana, which tastes like vanilla & has the consistency of ice cream! 

strangely NOT an internet hoax, this vanilla ice cream banana commits the sin of Gluttony, for which we at @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses are all in favor!

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo