Are You Using Tumblr To Spy On Your Ex?? Girl Frfr You Are Out Of His League.

I'm a coward I guess.

This two

I just got flash banged by stancest (Do not look it up) and spent way to long trying to figure out how to filter tags, so finding this blog is a genuine relief

I don’t even need to look it up to know how awful that must be. I’m glad that you’ve found what you’re looking for.

— Stanford F. Pines

how come ur here spying on ur ex boyfriend... triangle-friend? is bill even a boy? is anyone asking the real questions here????

Not ex, mind you. I’d say Bill technically counts as a current partner.

His gender identity is just one more confusing detail that he takes joy in refusing to explain. Supposedly there were over 14 million possible gender identities in his old dimension; but this is neither proven true nor false, so whether this is trustworthy information is up to you. I personally have given up on trying to fit him into any boxes. He is simply Bill.

Back to the original question at hand. I’m not exactly “spying” on him so much as I am keeping an eye on him to ensure he’s not spreading information I’d rather keep private or antagonizing others for no good reason. I still browse other content on this site, though.

— Stanford F. Pines

My sincerest apologies for my lack of communication over the past few weeks. I haven’t quite gotten the hang of the “queue” system yet and my free time to post is quite limited.

How you tagged that with the x on that last post is actually how you indicate a romantic pairing. Rip.

Oh. Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate.

— Stanford F. Pines

Wait what do you mean about "don't blame one bill for another bills mistakes"?? Are there multiple that you know of?????

I know of perhaps 3 Bills? The one I personally deal with on a daily basis, the one who supposedly encouraged this “Alex Hirsch” character to pitch a show based off of his experiences, and a younger squishier Bill.

In the same order is their names. 64’\ Cipher, also known as “Highly Ambitious Cipher”, 46’\ Cipher or “Slightly Arrogant Cipher”, and “Baby Bill”.

“Don’t blame one Bill for anothers’ mistakes” is to say don’t mock 64’\ for being in the Theraprism, or the Baby for what happened to his home dimension. Those insults both apply to 46’\ .

Why would Bill be asking you to call it Bizzaremageddon when he immediately called it Weirdmageddon when it started? ("Welcome one and all to Weirdmageddon!") Does he regret calling it that? Did he not call it that in your universe? Am I overthinking this? Did weirdmageddon have a different start in your universe?? Are the events of weirdmageddon as a whole different??? Am I overthinking this? Probably the last one.

I'm so normal about this.

As per previous posts when prompted (nice alliteration!), neither Weirdmageddon nor Bizzarmageddon have occurred in my dimension. It is in my best interest to ensure they never do. However, as Bill has likely made clear enough, he still intends to invade R34LITY. In that scenario the event will be called Bizzarmageddon.

Av xpt nvgiwgq, Q ascha ai’py wdbv jk hupi gg joiiio mli jstiw wl fhyv qaubraovg. V34PVLG eea g oxezvdg brnuyvih bmbbv uktuveaw beeb cvkow usza xw kulyvr fwqlqtn lytrjvxxcxhe sv bmbpmlk pmw rnlcoet rhpw gnf mkxmx. Oha 46’\ Fvdt’p wchvkhmasbbw ugutkiq lw prmgr brwvvm fw jkfhrh zw.

Embarrassing.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

You deal with Bill on the daily?

...could you ask him how he gets his mascara to look like that

I have asked on multiple occasions and unfortunately he refuses to share his secrets. Claims it’s “NATURAL BEAUTY, BABY!”. I doubt that.

— Stanford F. Pines

Wow another human! This tumblr app is amazing! Hi my names Uri and I'm a flareon!

(Ooc: I was gonna put an image of what she looks like, but I couldn't find the option?)

Greetings! Tumblr truly is an interesting website, isn’t it? Though I must say I am confused about that text shortcut. I’ve had many of them explained to me, but what does “Ooc” mean?