Embarrassing.

My sincerest apologies for my lack of communication over the past few weeks. I haven’t quite gotten the hang of the “queue” system yet and my free time to post is quite limited.

Can we talk smack abt Bill Cipher??

Oh, absolutely! You may talk as much “smack” about Cipher as you’d like. Just ensure that your insults or criticisms are valid when directed at him. Don’t blame one Bill for another Bill’s mistakes, I mean.

— Stanford F. Pines

Greetings!

I am esteemed researcher and “oddoligist” Stanford F. Pines. My niece and nephew, alongside an older friend of theirs, have suggested I create a “blog” on this site. So here I am!

Please forgive me if I make any mistakes or misunderstand the functions of “Tumblr”. I’m still getting used to cellphones as a whole and this rather small screen is difficult to navigate.

Upon further inquiry, my niece explained to me the concept of a “DNI” or “Do Not Interact” list. I will now be creating my own.

Do Not Interact if: You are within the good intentions of 46’\ Bill Cipher, You engage in the creation or spreading of content that puts me or my family into compromising situations, or You engage with or create “shipping” content of me or my family in problematic manners.

I have also been informed of personal “tags” used to identify and label content. Here are my own.

#My research – Implied in title; any online documentation of my research within or outside of published work.

#Personal anecdotes – Occasionally I may share the happenings around me or a particular thought from my past as I’ve heard users of this site tend to do.

#My musings – Similar to anecdotes, however these are loose unconnected thoughts. Hardly tell a story.

#So! Many! Questions! – Any of my responses to the “ask” feature.

These are all I have in mind at the moment, but I will be updating this list as they are created.

Thus is my introduction! Feel free to ask any/all questions you may have about me or my research. Knowledge is power, after all!

Sincerely, Stanford F. Pines.

Hello, greetings from the sentient black mold in your shingles, how do you do?

Please get out of my shingles.

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines

Just in case I have updated my “DNI” list to avoid future confusion. Hopefully this new version is more accurate.

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

Oh, absolutely. I block people and tags as much as needed. The “DNI” list is simply there to allow the people on it to make that choice themselves if they so desire.

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.

Wow another human! This tumblr app is amazing! Hi my names Uri and I'm a flareon!

(Ooc: I was gonna put an image of what she looks like, but I couldn't find the option?)

Greetings! Tumblr truly is an interesting website, isn’t it? Though I must say I am confused about that text shortcut. I’ve had many of them explained to me, but what does “Ooc” mean?

how come ur here spying on ur ex boyfriend... triangle-friend? is bill even a boy? is anyone asking the real questions here????

Not ex, mind you. I’d say Bill technically counts as a current partner.

His gender identity is just one more confusing detail that he takes joy in refusing to explain. Supposedly there were over 14 million possible gender identities in his old dimension; but this is neither proven true nor false, so whether this is trustworthy information is up to you. I personally have given up on trying to fit him into any boxes. He is simply Bill.

Back to the original question at hand. I’m not exactly “spying” on him so much as I am keeping an eye on him to ensure he’s not spreading information I’d rather keep private or antagonizing others for no good reason. I still browse other content on this site, though.

— Stanford F. Pines