Hm. Alright. I’ve Seen Quite A Few Terrible Things Online So For Once I’ll Take Your Word For It.

I have discovered there is much more content on the internet depicting me and my family than I thought. A concerningly high amount of it including Cipher and me. This is both upsetting and strangely expected.

I’ve seen similar phrases to this across the internet. What exactly is the significance of my nephew and the imitation Mexican food restaurant?

— Stanford F. Pines

Bill eating a taco 🌮

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines

Embarrassing.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

Hi sorry if this is weird but I think your six fingers are really cool

-@nikkos-weirdmageddon

Thank you! I was always teased for them as a child but it's nice to see some appreciation for them every now and then!

based on the last ask... what exactly is your relationship with 64'\ bill?

I have debated what exactly to answer this with for roughly 2 hours now, and have simply accepted that there is no true way to explain our relationship.

It’s a very confusing experience. A “situationship” may be a good word for it? I’m genuinely unsure.

— Stanford F. Pines

HEY HANDSOME YOU SHOULD TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL LOVELY TRIANGULAR BOYFRIEND

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A large concentration of flower-like pseudoflora has been found in the Far Plains. Upon closer inspection, the cause of this has been determined to be a previously undiscovered entity type. These entities spread a propagating material over large areas.

Design by @noval1t.

I can’t help but feel that this is some sort of omen.