This One Time When All His Kids Finally Let Him Have Some Peace And He’s Still Not Sleeping Himself

I kind of love the idea that Jason’s everyday civilian style is varied and you never know what you’re gonna get. He could be “preppy librarian college student,” or “leather jacket punk,” or “rich upper-class businessman,” or just “Teenage Boy In A Hoodie.” He is an enigma. He is a fashion icon.

What could have been

Imagine the league in the early days, they think they have a mole. Because of how secretive he is, they think its Batman, they know nothing about him & he's new. So it makes sense he's the mole. So they bug him. Instead of finding out he's the bad guy, they find out he's 23 year old business owner who can barely function as a real human being that likes to bitch about his new night time coworkers to his 8 year old son 🤣

Bro 😭 early early days batman where he isn’t so quick to find out he’s bugged (but he learned after this) and they straight up hear this kid having a mental breakdown every 3 hours

Bruce: I’m proud of you

Steph:

Bruce:

Steph, crying: It’s been so long since any sort of father figure said that to me

Bruce, also crying: You think of me as a father figure?

Bruce: I'm pretty sure they learnt their lesson

Alfred: Really Master Bruce?

Bruce: No! But you can let a man dream!

Dick: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Tim: No.

Cass: I did not.

Jason : I may have actually forgotten one.

Damian: Also no.

Dick: Oh good, neither did I.

Duke: *Exhausted sigh*

So now I want to see how the JL reacts being in the bat cave and seeing all of Damian's pets casually roaming around.

They would be listening to Batman talking seriously about a mission but then Batcow just strolls behind him and no one knew if they were hallucinating or not. Then they see Batcow playing with Alfred the Cat while Titus plays fetch with Goliath at the back.

Daily reminder that Bruce Wayne is precious.

Bruce got Zatanna to enchant more than just the cape. She enchanted three pockets of the utility belt too. All three are infinite, one keeps things cold, one just keeps things dry, the other keeps things warm.

He keeps juice boxes, apple slices, string cheese, and sandwiches in the cold pouch, trail mix, granola bars, protein bars, fruit snacks, chips, cookies, and canned goods in the regular pouch, and when he's about to serve one of the cans, he puts it in the warm pouch for a little while first so it's a lot more pleasant to eat. He also keeps blankets and clothes in the warm pouch which is great for missions in cold places.

He tries to keep enough food and water on him at all times for himself, all of his kids, and at least 3 other people for two or three days. It's good for mid patrol snacks, but more importantly, if they get stranded they have a supply of food ready to eat so they can focus on shelter and rescue instead of hunting and gathering. The longer he can avoid having to harm an animal in front of Damian the better. If they need the protein, he will, but... Best to avoid that situation altogether is his point.

He doesn't let anything go to waste either, he regularly hands the food out to the street kids around the city before anything can spoil (along with the warmed blankets and some clean clothes). Occasionally he leaves a few sandwiches, clean water and some cookies for Croc and Grundy and gives a juice box and some fruit snacks to Harley if she's having a bad night, the sugar eases her temper a bit. If Eddie's a little put out by how quickly a riddle was solved, he gets some apple slices, they seem to cheer him up.

doodled this while i was thinking about his newest costume :)

Damian Wayne 100% has pet chickens