Bruce: I'm Pretty Sure They Learnt Their Lesson

Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

Nothing stresses Alfred more than the batfam's sleep schedule

diana totally moms out on teen bruce every chance she gets and whenever he does something especially risky during a fight she spends at least three hours fussing over him and lecturing him

Damian: *pointing to each of the batboys except dick* I hate you! And you! And you!

Tim: Hey! You missed dick?

Damian: No I didn't

Dick: No he didn't

Instead of a playboy persona, I feel like this iteration of Bruce Wayne would be a disaster celebrity that people love because he's such a mess all the time. There are listicles like 'Top Ten Moments Bruce Wayne Was All of Us' and it's him falling asleep at the opera or dropping his coffee on the street and staring at it, clearly on the verge of tears. He'd get memed constantly and understand none of it. A WE publicist makes him a twitter account and he posts like a fifty-year old man, he just tweets 'Hello. I am Bruce Wayne.' or some shit and it goes viral.

Superfam & Batfam by Dan Mora.

Batman’s greatest nemesis:

Joker

Riddler

Penguin

Margie

talia in arab clothing 😈

Bruce: *stumbles*

Bruce: it's all Hal's fault

jason wants what hal has (to be the cause behind every major & minor inconvenience in bruce's life)

damian, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

helana, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

jason: what the fuck are you guys doing?

baby bat helana: playing systemic oppression