Pull It Together You Little Bitch Ass Rat. We Got Shit To Do.

hello motherfuckers (working on my gender neutral greetings) i now have *drum roll* 1,174 words!!!! i need to asleep now.

ok so i have like 20 followers maybe but i absolutely MUST post unnecessary life updates. SO. i am SO READY TO LOCK IN. i have a 2,000 word AP essay due sunday and ive barely started and its worth over half my grade. i will post again at midnight what my word count is. currently at 250. ill see you all it two hours. pls for the love of all that is good and holy, pray for me, wish me luck, any of the above. 🫡🫡🫡

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

ok so ex gf lore drop.

we dated for a while then ended up at different schools. i broke up w her cuz i thought i lost feelings (in reality i was just depressed asf). anyway two yrs later we’re still friends but haven’t talked irl and now im moving to alaska. ever since we broke up i can’t stop thinking abt her. recently reached out and we decided to hang out this summer. and god. i want her so bad.

hot take: i love that black cats are seen as a bad omen bc it means i can gatekeep them and have them all to myself.

me too tho. :/

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

so um. turns out i am not cartwheelable. today has been long.

the last thing i see after showing my art teacher a stylized drawing instead of a hyper realistic one.

YIPPIEEEEE

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

I miss the butterflies you gave to me

When you let me braid your hair.

You stopped speaking to me

And I don’t know why.

Now I don’t like you

And I certainly don’t love you.

But I am infatuated.

If I could split your ribs,

Tearing you open with my bare hands,

I would curl up in your chest

And lay my head on your heart.

If you were to bring a hammer down

And crack open my chest

I would let you claim that space.

Then you would hold captive my soul

For you already reside in my mind.

So crack me open and burrough inside me

Or let me tear you apart.

Either way

No one walks away

Without a permanent mark.

guys. GUYS.

what should i change my name too. i need to chance it. what. should it be.