Hot Take: I Love That Black Cats Are Seen As A Bad Omen Bc It Means I Can Gatekeep Them And Have Them

ok so ex gf lore drop.

we dated for a while then ended up at different schools. i broke up w her cuz i thought i lost feelings (in reality i was just depressed asf). anyway two yrs later we’re still friends but haven’t talked irl and now im moving to alaska. ever since we broke up i can’t stop thinking abt her. recently reached out and we decided to hang out this summer. and god. i want her so bad.

the fact that languages change over time is so funny to me. we have thousands of language that work perfectly well, but no that's not good enough, we need to keep fiddling with them. no not making them better, just making them different. why? well, humans enjoy making up words and phrases. for fun. enrichment activity

i have herbbs in my hair

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

ok so i have like 20 followers maybe but i absolutely MUST post unnecessary life updates. SO. i am SO READY TO LOCK IN. i have a 2,000 word AP essay due sunday and ive barely started and its worth over half my grade. i will post again at midnight what my word count is. currently at 250. ill see you all it two hours. pls for the love of all that is good and holy, pray for me, wish me luck, any of the above. 🫡🫡🫡

@loozerboykisser

boyloser boyfailure boyflop

babes. that might be a sign of something.

mw i am both acting and look high..

My sense of humor is so broken

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard, and so much

All because I made this

if i don’t get asked to prom im crashing out but if i get asked by someone i don’t like im also crashing out but if i get asked by the person i like i’ll probably crash out so idk. losing ig.

favorite genre of confession has got to be “i love you, you asshole” followed up by “i love you, you idiot”

how the lead guitarist feels showing up 20 mins late to the first concert in the outfit he wore yesterday after not answering his phone all day