Plague May Be Bubonic But This Ass Is Iconic

me too tho. :/

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.

favorite genre of confession has got to be “i love you, you asshole” followed up by “i love you, you idiot”

*flirting* what if i like beat you to death with a frying pan?

emo as bitch

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

Intro Post:

Hello everyone!!!

Before we get started I thought I should issue a WARNING:

this introductory post is the best grammar you will ever receive from me unless I am posting explicitly about writing. Other than that I will sound like a raccoon who was given a keyboard.

I’ve created this blog to showcase a variety of content including (but not limited to):

- Writing

- Music

- Books

- Art

- Many different fandoms

- Memes

- Cats

- Stories from my life

- Random updates

- Mental health awareness

My pronouns are they/them.

My name is not to be disclosed here. If I gain followers I’ll have them vote on what to call me.

Thanks. 🫡

me when i love someone’s daughter

hahaha nooooo. you get *spins wheel* live dissection!!!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

@circe-but-betterr no i will fuck you

tumblr users DNI🖐🖐🖐🖐

me after writing a six page poem about someone who i am 100% not romantically interested in and am strictly best friends with.

i have been thinking abt you all day no homo though