Me After Writing A Six Page Poem About Someone Who I Am 100% Not Romantically Interested In And Am Strictly

favorite genre of confession has got to be “i love you, you asshole” followed up by “i love you, you idiot”

ok so let’s do some analysis. we all know season one steve is kinda characterized as an fboy, but season four season steve is general considered to be more of a gentleman and a mother figure. hence, option one would make the most sense.

HOWEVER, there’s the obvious tension between eddie and steve. (and okayyyy maybeeee im a little biased cuz i ship them). steve is also not super physically close with people.

we only see him being physically close with people who he is implied to be romantically involved with.

clearly, we see a lot of physical intimacy between steve and nancy. there is also physical closeness between steve and robin, hinting at steve’s (brief) romantic feelings for robin. beyond that, robin is a far more physically affectionate character than steve and is more casual about physical touch, which is part of the reason we see a physical closeness between the two.

beyond that, we don’t see steve having close physical interactions with other characters. yes, he hugs dustin and whatnot, but this is displayed in a sort of parental light, so it doesn’t align with the qualifications of the intimacy between steve and potential romantic interests.

yet steve has a LOT of physically close interactions with eddie, and in only one season. eddie, much like robin, is displayed to be a bit more casual about this sort of closeness, but the sheer quantity of times steve and eddie are shown close to one another is beyond notable.

the obvious images, of course, but also the following:

which parallels…..

this shot.

not to mention:

okie well that’s what i got for yall. to all the steddie haters: i hope this expands ur perspective. steddie fans: i hope this helps you feel more joy and hope.

that’s my argument for #2 btw.

Everyone knows the age old question: where is Steve’s hand?

Well I have a proposition or two:

my ex gf and i are gonna hang out this summer and if this gets 10 notes i’ll drop all the lore. cuz it’s pretty wild.

fish i don’t have the attention span to read that and im not even a goldfish. what is happening in ur head.

so down bad i accused her of witchcraft

how it feels opening tumblr recently

ok so i have like 20 followers maybe but i absolutely MUST post unnecessary life updates. SO. i am SO READY TO LOCK IN. i have a 2,000 word AP essay due sunday and ive barely started and its worth over half my grade. i will post again at midnight what my word count is. currently at 250. ill see you all it two hours. pls for the love of all that is good and holy, pray for me, wish me luck, any of the above. 🫡🫡🫡

get Orbed idiot.

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

go study. it’s what adam parrish would want you to do.

there are these dudes in my science class and they get into the stupidest, most heated arguments for no reason all the time so i’ve started saying “oooo, the girls are fightingggg” every time they argue and it has been incredibly entertaining. they are both mad at me.