@loozerboykisser

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

when shit is so downhill that you have to put yourself in the soup

whether or not i ate today is not the question. ofc i ate today. i always eat. the question should be WHAT i ate today. bc Babygirl. i be Ingesting things you couldn’t even imagine.

this is the random shit if u even care

i changed my name based off some random shit i wrote in a rly sad journal three years ago

want a hat?

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

not me. i’m chugging my media. inhaling it if you will. i’m like a dog that hasn’t been fed since breakfast and just downs a bowl of low quality kibble without even chewing.

"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

they love me for my patient listening skills and scathing commentary.

tell me why the actual FUCK i just entered a PUBLIC RESTROOM and there was a woman just TAKIN A FAT PISS with the stall door WIDE OPEN. i need to BLEACH my EYEBALLS.