Me *so Stressed I’m Visibly Shaking*: Its Ok Ill Just Go Make Some Tea I Guess.

i saw this and just. i had to.

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

want a hat?

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

watching season one shameless rn and im absolutely losing my shit bc what do you MEAN fiona and ian and lip are all going thru some rly serious stuff and frank is just. sent to canada???getting pegged????? having freaky time with his son’s girlfriend’s mom????? im so lost.

people started to actually think i’m dumb so now i gotta have an academic comeback. :/

this is a cry for help btw

my ex girlfriend is still gorgeous and brilliant and amazing but she also still lives SO FUCKING FAR AWAY.

@loozerboykisser

boyloser boyfailure boyflop

tell me why the actual FUCK i just entered a PUBLIC RESTROOM and there was a woman just TAKIN A FAT PISS with the stall door WIDE OPEN. i need to BLEACH my EYEBALLS.

i hate going to Events. fucking Events man. why are they there. what do they want from me. feels like i always got some bitchass Even coming up.

fish i don’t have the attention span to read that and im not even a goldfish. what is happening in ur head.

i was having all my friends sign my shoes at the end of the year and i was talking to someone while my friend clara was signing my shoe and i looked down to see that she signed it Osama B. L. and i took fifty fucking points of psychic damage.