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Musicals Badly Explained With Out Of Context Falsettos Lyrics

Avenue Q- “Life is crappy”

Be More Chill- “He was horny”

The Book of Mormon- “Religion’s just a trap”

Dear Evan Hansen- “I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic They’re neurotic, we’re neurotic” alt- “I worry a lot I worry a lot I worry a lot”

Hamilton- “We like fighting most”

Les Misérables- “I… I can’t believe she loves you”

Mean Girls- “She just likes the way you dress” / “Well, who wouldn’t”

Something Rotten- “I have something rotten Which appears though now it’s well forgotten”

RENT- “Sex and games in New York City” alt- “Could you please make my friend stop dying?”

Heathers- “Do not ever slit your wrists”

Newsies- “I don’t live the life of a normal child”

Legally Blonde- “I think, perhaps, I’m overdressed”

Into The Woods- “What a mess this is this family”

Spring Awakening- “Everyone hates his parents”

Waitress- “And Jesus Christ a Doctor!”

Chicago- “Or perhaps that’s an alibi” / “Yeah, perhaps it is” / “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it”

The Band’s Visit- “Four Jews itching for answers”

EDIT (aka add ons from the comments)

Carrie- “Go ahead and kill your mother”

Miss Saigon- “Just because you failed as parents”

I asked for spooks and scares, but got tears and depression

Franz Hopper: I've given Jeremie all the tools he needs to save the world.

Yumi: You fucked up a perfectly good boy genius is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety.

To all those shippers who’s OTP is in a Shonen. I KNOW YOUR FEEL.

They made a CGI monkey sing Rock DJ and you guys are on here talking about conclave. Get your fucking priorities in order

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

Yeah so both songs are beautiful and all but "I may be crazy don't mind me" might be the most accurate ed sheeran lyrics for me to be honest

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, “O me! O life!… of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless… of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?” Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play *goes on* and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

John Keating, Dead Poets Society (via alternativemeerkat)

he has the ultimate power

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Mark: [holding Kieran's face in between two slices of bread] WHAT ARE YOU?

Kieran: An idiot sandwich.