Mark: [holding Kieran's face in between two slices of bread] WHAT ARE YOU?
Kieran: An idiot sandwich.
Respect everyone. I think it’s not too much to ask.
Me: *slides Tyler and Josh 20 dollars*
Me: lets talk about regional at best
A Series of Unfortunate Events: *has a title that explicitly states that nothing in this show will go right*
Lemony Snicket, every episode: this show is depressing and nothing, absolutely NOTHING, will go right so LOOK AWAY
Me: *doesn't look away*
The episode: does not have a happy ending
Me: hoW DARE - WAIT UNTIL THE READERS OF THE DAILY PUNCTILIO HEAR ABOUT THIS
Reblog if you agree
Ed es un loquisho♥
-Tiburón Krum
They didn’t allow Salem to talk in the reboot because he’d be too powerful.
Has this already been done
Not gonna lie, the scene where OJ is in the car, slowly and carefully opens the door and looks up, gets back in the car, and goes “nope” before locking the car door was a genuinly hilarous moment in an otherwise completely terrifying movie