"WhY ARe YoU TAkInG YOuR CHrOmEbOoK?"

god the fags you put on earth to fuck nasty are barely getting by

When I flirt w/ my friends and they don't believe me when I say I'm aro 😔

oh are we making aromantic trend? hell yeah reblog if you're aromantic or if you want to beat everyone who says 'you'll find someone eventually' to death with hammers. in solidarity.

Soukoku 🖤🖤 text posts

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

My ancestors watching me not having an allowance/not knowing proper etiquette: Peasent bitch

My flexing my head still being attached: Fuck you too lmao

VIOLINIST NIKOLIEVWHXHWBXHDBBEBW

YES

THIS

HOLY SHIT

OMG IS HE DRAWN WITH CORRECT PLAYING POSTURE

AHHHHHHH

I'm totally normal about characters depicted as play a violin

Trust

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

Bitch 9/11 was an inside job

And THAT was an inside thought

having a bad memory sucks but it's even worse when you have an inconstantly bad memory. first kiss? no clue. when i realised i was trans? i dunno, some time in highschool i think. drinking orange juice in my grandma's car when i was 6? crystal clear, baby.