Bitch 9/11 Was An Inside Job

gas pumps are sexual in the way that gasoline smells so good and the nozzles are inherently phallic yet society says you cant do anything about that

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

This mf gets it

Ranpo would drink battery acid unironicly

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

IM SOBNING RN

WHY

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

AGHHHHHHHH

WHY CANT MY LOVE LIFE BE LIKE RANPO AND POE FROM FKN BSD

THEY ARE PREFECTION

THEY ARE THE ROLE RELATIONSHIP

I SWEAR

I WANT RANPO X POE

BUT ALL IM GETTING

IS DAZAI X THE FUCKING RIVER

AHHHHHHH

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them