Somethin-needs-to-go-here - Wyvern I Think

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

Everytime I see a cop dog I get sad. That dog should be at the club.

My ancestors watching me not having an allowance/not knowing proper etiquette: Peasent bitch

My flexing my head still being attached: Fuck you too lmao

What if

Ssk fic

Mmm

Yea fuck it we ball

No WIP yesterday cause I finally finished a piece!!

This was made for an art challenge on a discord

The theme was: Whimsical

Man I just wanna read some fics ):

Gotta wait till goddam 10

I'm going to die frfr

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

"Hoes don't get cold"

I say, freezing to death in 40⁰ weather