Can I Sleep With You Instead 😕👎

i could jerk u off

we should fuck doggy style so much i need to go to the vet

Sorry. Not putting my dick in anything that has fleas. Hope your vet visit goes well.

So, unfortunately I’m not as attracted to Josh anymore…

STOP

this is actually so fucking funny. i run billy’s account. ( @billyburned )

I started replying to myself and other people acting like I had no clue who was running the account. (sorry!!…) 😭

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)

I love how an almost 2 minute trailer of my favorite show comes out and the first thing I post is the sex scene…

Okay in all seriousness i’m FREAKING out so i’m gonna rant.

• I’m so glad Maddie convinced Simon she was real and not a delusion. ALSO, now all of the characters are in on the mystery??? I’m screaming. How TF did Maddie convince him after all that BS???

• I still have so many questions. Like, why and who was CHOKING Xavier??? Why is he always catching Ls 😭😭

• We get to see Wally’s death???? So hey.. i wasn’t ready for that…! I wonder if we’ll see Rhonda and Charley’s as well?

• In some of the trailer clips Wally and Simon are in the same room. I actually really wanna see them communicate somehow. I’d love to see their dynamic. (mostly because Simon is obviously gonna be pissed off)

• I’m so sure Mr. Martin killed Janet and maybe some of the other ghosts. He is so shady there’s NO way it was an accident.

• Is Maddie going to get her body back?? If she does, there’s no way she can be with Wally 🙁. At first i thought the kiss in the teaser was just heat of the moment but now they’re getting FREAKY???? (i’m not complaining at all). Also we finally get to see Wally out of those crazy ass sweats. Thank the lord 🙏🙏🙏

• I know she literally stole Maddie’s body but I kind of feel bad for Janet…

(i think i should make a side blog since 99% of my followers are here for josh hutcherson and not my crazy rants… sorry!)

im definitely wet enough

i nned wagter but i cantg find my assisjstant and d i cnant remenenber wherf the bar isd

oh my god this thread has me gripping the sheets

Here’s something I woke up to in my drafts and apparently it’s a 18+ horny rant about Derek so (be warned) here it is:

Guys. I need Derek so bad like it’s not even funny. Like I need him to fuck me until I can’t walk or move, like on the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the kitchen against the counter, fucking anywhere and anytime. Like he can do anything he wants with me, like I need him to fuck me in the ass, like, genuinely. Like I need that man to (affectionately) put a collar and a leash on me, guys, I will wear garter belts just for him. And if he’s into it, a butt plug. Like I’m dead serious. We can film that shit too and post it on pornhub. Any position, we can go at it for hours, idfc I need that dick. Like, sorry mom, can’t call right now if my mouth is full (of his dick). And I better feel the jacob’s ladder piercings in my mouth (and inside of me). That guy can practice and do anything he wants with me as long as it’s regular, NOT a one night stand because I’ll just be at his door for more guys. I need to ride him, I will ride him like it’s a fucking rodeo. Like “til” NO. WE ARE NOT STOPPING. I need him to eat me out, I need him to overstimulate me, I need him to edge me, and this is ridiculous of me to say because I’m a switch, but mainly a top so wtf?? If Derek will let me dominate him, I’ll do it asap. Like I will peg him. To put him in his place. Just saying.

@onenonlydanforth you asked for it

I love dropping off the face of the earth and posting every once in a while when a new hyperfixation pops up.

the way we just let him get away with saying all this crazy shit is so funny

Honestly even with the crush on lola bunny, cannibalistic cravings, & the fact he's following an account that just posts videos of kids getting hurt...

Josh Hutcherson's biggest red flag is still that he has a "J" name

this is supposed to be a professional art account, but i cannot handle the way this man just looks. THOSE GODDAMN FUCK ME EYES I AM FOLDING GNAWING AT THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

if you’re unemployed i can give you an ass job 🥺🙏

we should fuck doggy style so much i need to go to the vet

Sorry. Not putting my dick in anything that has fleas. Hope your vet visit goes well.