I Could Jerk U Off

his freckles are so cute i’m going insane

HIS FRECKLES LAWWWD HAVE MERCYYYY

also why is this picture better than my eyesight 🧍‍♂️

As someone with a big RP account as well, I need everyone to realize WE ARE REAL PEOPLE.

We are all real people, with real lives and real experiences. This is not funny and will never be funny. You don’t know who’s on the other side of these accounts, and sending something like this is VERY triggering.

If you want to send NSFW DMS to your favorite characters, fine. If you want to send NSFW asks, fine. But this is WAY over the line.

Please think before you send us shit like this.

Seriously I want you to seduce me and rape me, kidnap me and fill me with ur seed 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

… what the fuck is wrong with you?

This is the second time this has happened.

new hyperfixation dropped

i need him more than i need food and water atp

kinda need him to collar me and breed me rn…

i’m being attacked 😔💔

Things are getting heated in Josh Hutcherson Discord !!

SAMEEE

I was so scared people would find out and get pissed at me (like no one cares 💀💀)

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)

Me reading fanfic titles on ao3 after first becoming a Taylor Swift fan:

derek calm down on the whiskey

One of my employeews just came in amd asked if theyu could leave early becausdr there”s nothing to do. I was like “Man I’mn bored to but ypu don’t see me leaving g for thw day.”

PLEASE 🙏🏼🙏🏼

In my like 7 months of not posting I’ve written so much shit I can’t bring myself to finish

So, I wasn’t going to post this until i was done the fic but I’ve lost all motivation so here’s a blurb of “We are never, ever getting back together” PT 3

(this is so ass)

HELP

there’s so many futturmans omg

WHY IS THEIR FIRST MOVE ALWAYS TO FOLLOW ME HELP