This Guy Won’t Leave

"Oh good show, sir. For a moment, I was afraid you'd had a rational thought"

Tharn and his fondness for Type’s neck [E1/E3/E4/E5/E6/E7/E11]

okay so what actually lives rent free in my head is this line

because like, viktor, girlie pop, what DO YOU MEAN???? this man has KILLED YOU and after THAT you had a homoerotic fight where after you wrapped your legs around him and choked him he rejected you and destroyed your little robot avatar that shed tears about it

and at the peak of your no emotions no free will evolution you are "... pleased to see him" PLEASED?? to?? see?? him??

truly a fatal case of gay yearning

twink era ↠ dilf era

(happy birthday @comicbookvillain 🎉)

#but who told them they could be so cute??? (pt.1) (pt2.) (pt.3)

Problems in the 501st that Rex submitted to Jedi General Krell:

Several Clones are dissatisfied with the risky methods of the General and fear for their lives

Problems in the 501st that Rex had to submit to Jedi General Anakin Skywalker:

Tup can't find his caterpillar plushie and hasn't been able to sleep. Attempts to read him a bedtime story have failed.

Fives has not slept for 48 hours to keep Tup company and because "he is stronger than the urge to sleep"

Jesse was bitten by Fives in a brotherly quarrel

Dogma is concerned about a rash on his shoulder

Hardcase has consumed 15 energy drinks in order to "fuse his mind with God"

Kix reports that he is experiencing "pretty boy problems", whatever that means

Jesse has spilt soup on Dogma's bedsheets and Dogma is now very angry

Fives reports that he was "verbally harassed and psychologically attacked" by a "very mean" Coruscant Guard for "being a little silly at 79s"

Dogma got into a bar fight with "some bitch named Croissant"

Fives needs help convincing Hardcase that getting a tramp stamp is a bad idea

Tup is concerned for his big brother's safety because of Fives' repeated attempts to form a union

Tup is struggling to fall asleep again because Commander Fox told him "a scary story called 'The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise'" that he got from an author who wanted to remain anonymous

The barracks are on fire.

Jesse forgot his juice pack on the Venator.

Oh, I’m much worse.

armand + self-soothing behaviours

Trying out something different for the clouds~