Zhu Zanjin Being Relatable

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.

au where a bunch of star wars characters get pulled out of time and into a room with each other

characters:

-anakin, season 7 clone wars

- obi wan, post revenge of the sith

- din djarin, just after boba fett's show ended

- luke skywalker, right after a new hope

- bo katan, after return of jedi

- han solo, after a new hope

- qui gon jinn, just before his death in the phantom menace

IMAGINE THE CHAOS. almost every single person has some connection with someone, but lets tie some of those to anakin first since he has the most

obi wan looks at anakin and is like "i just cut you into pieces and watched you burn?" and anakin is like "hey what thE FUCK?" and then luke tries to cut in to break them up and anakins like "who do you think you are?" and luke is like "luke skywalker, actually. whats your problem bitch?" and anakins like. "what" and obi wan is like "what" and anakin is like "who are your parents?!?!?!" and he has a reset when luke is like "well they died a while ago but i think my father's name was anakin"

and then QUI GON comes in and is like "wait are you anakin skywalker?" and anakin is like "yes- qUI GON!?!?!??!"

obi wan is like "oh my god im so sorry i just killed anakin" and qui gon and anakin and luke are all like like "WHAT"

and then din cuts in and is like "wait youre luke skywalker? you were my son's daycare teacher" and luke is like "WHAT?!?!" and din is like "yeah after i became the leader of mandalore you came and killed like 25 on-crack stormtroopers to get to him"

and bo-katan is like "IM SORRY YOURE THE LEADER OF WHAT"

and then han solo comes in and is like "wait luke you know this bounty hunter? i think i heard of him" and then din is like "arent you the hunter who helped blow up the death star, got kidnapped by jabba in carbonite, and then married the princess of alderaan?" and han is like "I MARRIED WHO???!??!!"

and obi wan is like "wait but isnt the princess of alderaan luke's sister?"

and luke is like "I HAVE A SISTER?!?!" while anakin is like "I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO!?!??!?!"

and then padme from revenge of the sith shows up and leia from a new hope shows up and padme is like "anakin? but you just choked me out on mustafar?" and anakin is like "WAIT WHAT NO" and then leia sees luke and is like "hey whats happening-" and luke is like "YOURE MY SISTER?!?!?" and han is like "I MARRY YOUR SISTER?" and leia is like "YOURE MY BROTHER?!"

and then anakin is like "WAIT I DIDNT KILL YOU" and padme is like "ANAKIN YOU PRETTY MUCH DID" and the palpatine from return of the jedi shows up and is like "oh hey anakin did you know you turn into a sith after obi wan slices off your limbs?" and anakin goes to obi wan and is like "YOU DID QHATTATTWQH+WHAT!!??!?!" and then hes like "IM A SITHHH!?!??!?!?!"

and then qui gon is like "OBI WAN I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HIM INTO A JEDI"

and obi wan is like "THATS WHAT I D I D" and then din is like "wait is he that darth vader guy i heard about who blew up alderaan?" and leia is like "WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS MY FATHER!??!?!"

I think that it's really important for people to realize that being disabled is traumatic. genuinely. your body and brain feel like they are breaking down and wrong. you are in constant heavy stress from stuff like chronic pain. most disabled people i know have a somewhat regular emotional break down from the trauma of it all. and we are expected to just smile through it by society, to not be in the way, to not be an issue.

love is blind

just watched the last episode of fellow travelers.

i can barely see the keyboard from my tears.

so many queers elders lost their lives because of the government's indifference to aids.

and so many put their lives at risk to liberate the generations of queers to come.

And Yuzu be like ‘Ain’t nobody got time for gravity and stuff…’ AGAIN

This idea came to me in a dream

Lots of shouting enjoy

KINNPORSCHE WEEK 2022: DAY 2

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