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for the sake of clarity: The first option means hunting for wild game, and/or killing farm animals that have been raised for their meat. Not hunting sheep like they're game.
I am so sick of this happening
When I become friends with some I tell them I don't make out with friends not even straight girls/gay guys cause I dont want to deal with the mess that arises. I also have never dated someone and yet they all keep fucking telling me they are in love with me/asking me out.
My friend who's coming to stay with me for the weekend just relapsed and we videocalled and then when we hung up she told me her bf broke up with her cause he knows she's into me.
Like thanks so much for putting that on me right when ur life's blowing up and u almost od last night.
I explicitly tell people im with that my friends often fall for me and that I will NEVER go there and yet it constantly happens.
Like the 2 people I talk to the most rn I can be close with cause ones already hit on me and moved on within the hour by hooking up with an aqentnce
And the other is so straight that like at party's she sits in my laps and rests her head on my tits but there is no carnal desire cause she's just no at all into women sexually.
Both of them have had boyfriends ask if I want to join them but like the girl in question is like we aren't like that. I know I'm part of the problem cause I like to be close to people but like I am very clear I don't fuck friends ever.
tagging people here cause readmore isnt working on my sideblog idk why
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Thanks @boag
plz go vote here and vote for Thunder - Lana Del Rey it cant lose to Fiona Apple its not fair
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thanks @boag glad thunders 2nd
i skipped the same artist cause i didnt want it to just be Trixie and Lana but you dont have 2
im tagging EVERYONE cause im nosey and wrapped is still so far away
lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever
I’m curious, given the length of time I’ve had my own online moniker:
Please reblog for sample size!
You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
the best self insert romance is my love affair with Greek Yogurt
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