You’re Married To Your Phone Background/lockscreen How Fucked Are You

*A is dating B and C is dating D. A has suggested C open up their relationship, but D refuses. A and C end up not dating. However, but C accepts nudes from A without the knowledge of D. No flirting or other sexual interaction happens.

*send an ask to submit a snub

Snub winner for each category will go head-to-head with official nominations winner

i might go to coffs to buy yogurt cause if i buy it in town its gonna be expensive but like food pantry is today at 10-12 and the buses would make me miss it so i might have to spend like $6 2L of plain yogurt fml

like i dont need it but im trying to maintain my weight and a lot of the dinners im cooking for my dad arent food i like cause its food that doesnt need to be chewed cause he is still waiting on his teeth

like im white but not meat loaf white you know

Just want U to know I've been a fan of this blog for years and come back on bad days

Thank you for always making me laugh

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Awww thank you! We're so glad this blog has been spreading a little joy out in the world <3 We have loved running it over the past four years, but are gonna start winding things down. But still lots of posts in our backlog before that happens!

I forgot to bring nail polish so I'm sitting hear claws out after nawing the varnish off for naught

tagging people here cause readmore isnt working on my sideblog idk why

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Thanks @boag

plz go vote here and vote for Thunder - Lana Del Rey it cant lose to Fiona Apple its not fair

audio under the cut

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thanks @boag glad thunders 2nd

i skipped the same artist cause i didnt want it to just be Trixie and Lana but you dont have 2

im tagging EVERYONE cause im nosey and wrapped is still so far away

last year when i posted this people melted down and went out of their way to misinterpret the purpose of this exercise and just say insane racist shit; the goal is to get you to reflect on whether or not you engage with black music and black art and artists, and if you seem to avoid doing so, to ask yourself why that is

if you would like, feel free to share the song/artist in the tags to share recs! always easier to begin or continue diversifying your listening habits with suggestions :)

Ava is sooooo jealous of Deborah and Marty

I love milfs

I'm actually so funny you guys don't even know

I'm listening to my Jason Todd playlist on shuffle and revolting children from the Matilda musical just started... It followed psycho killer and the next song is daddy issues