Yuu: *Minding Business*

Mc: so what did we learn

Collared Ace: Don't steal food from the fridge....

Mc: *nods*

Ace: But if you do, turn the tart around so Riddle doesn't see the slice taken out. That way he finds it later and has no idea who did it :>

Mc: no-

Funny Pokemon sketches:

Mimikyu in a teacup

Sewaddle as a cherry on a cake

Eevee on a tea tower

Yesssss >:)

We must all become master chefs and live under hats guiding people to cook properly. At the very least aspire to find a way to make dreams come true if cooking don't work well for you XD

HOOMAN! first of all I love your writing it's lovely and I get excited whenever I see you post something. Second, YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK. I am a bit shook to be honest because I have very little things on my blog to be worth following for but I THANK THEE REGUARDLESS! CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK!

:D!!!!!! thank you sm i glad you like my writing it means a lot to me <3 AND ITS OKAY IF you don't have much on your blog what you do have is very entertaining so dw about it you're really cool so you are very very welcome^^ AND THANK YOU SM IM JUST REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE MY WORK

what's your name i wanna know what to call you??? im almost certain its felix but i dont wanna assume anything !

THANK YOU FOR THE READ MORE THING THAT IS SO HELPFUL!

Also thank you in general :>

(Cater is also thanking you because his glamor will now be drawn XD)

*wiggles into your ask box*

Good evening~

HOW HATH THEE BEEN HOOMAN BEAN?

FELIX HI HELLO :D

I’m doing pretty well!! currently stuck in school but that doesn’t matter. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ???? I saw your drawing of duece and ace and they loook so squishy ^^

*Floyd after being forced to do his shift in the Monstro Lounge*

Floyd: I AM THE VICTIM OF A HATE CRIME!!!

Azul: That's not what a hate crime is Floyd.

Floyd:.....

Floyd: well I hated it

YEEEEE OTTERS ARE SEROTONIN FLUFFS AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! I see school is also sending you through hell (I have yet to hit finals but I'm not excited T^T) but I've made ART PROGRESSS which is always fun.

Also the cursed writers blocks said 'I am here' which makes me go FIEKSNDKSKDHISJDJEJEJHRH-

But ye I've been doing pretty alright :>

*yeets virtual hug at you*

WELCOME BACK HOOMAN! ✨ YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED! How be thee?

OMG FELIZX?????DS TH OTTER PICTUES ITS SO CUTE THANK YOU FELIXCKDSGJLD i have been have been through hell and back (exams) buts thats okay because im done im free no more :D

how have you been felix are you doing well yeah???

"Burnt Waffles" -Malleus Draconia

"FOR SEVENS SAKE-"

Well that wasn't something you wanted to hear at 3 in the am. Especially not when it was a weekend and all you wanted to do was sleep in for once. But alas, it seems trouble has a knack for finding you at any hour of the day, no matter how atrocious that hour may be.

Slipping out of bed you trudged down the stairs to the kitchen, where the unclaimed angry shout had made its debut. Was it a good idea to walk towards unknown voices in the middle of the night, no. However this was far from the oddest thing to happen to you, and 9 times out of 10 whatever happened was the result of a ghost.

What you didn't expect however was to find a familiar mop of black hair by the kitchen counter, adorned with an even more familiar set of horns. What was even more unexpected (and much more concerning) was the cloud of smoke that was slowly filling the room.

"Malleus, wha-"

"I don't know what you want from me but release my pastry from your iron constraints this instant you infernal thing!"

You had to hold back a fit of laughter, watching the fae on your kitchen continue to hurl insults at the machine in front of him. Malleus Draconia, the prince of briar valley and one of the top mages of the world, had been thwarted by your waffle maker.

"Malleus, what are you doing." You giggled, alerting him of your presence behind him.

"Oh, good morning child of man." Malleus said, turning his head away from the torched waffle to look at you. "I would have thought you would sleep in more this morning."

"Well I might have, however the verbal assault on the waffle maker were to hard to ignore." Malleus's ears flushed a bright red, joining the embarrassed flush on his cheeks.

"Nothing it doesn't deserve I assure you." He said indignantly, crossing his arms to emphasize his point, "No matter what I do to it, it refuses to cooperate with me!"

You strode over to stand next to him, sidestepping the mysterious ingredient spills on the tiled floor.

"You have to turn it first before you try opening it." Demonstrating, you gripped the handle and effortlessly opened the maker, cringing slightly at the intense burnt smell that hit your nose.

"Oh, I see." He said quietly, watching you pry the black brick out and throw it into the garbage.

"You want to try making another one, now that you know how to use this properly?" You asked, looking up at him with a small smile on your face.

The fae let out a hum, feeling a smile of his own tug at his lips.

"I would enjoy that very much."

You were later told the reason he had been in your kitchen so early was because he wanted to surprise you with breakfast, and had actually been there much earlier just trying to get a batter together (He had been nearly defeated earlier by trying to crack the eggs into the bowl without sending it into the wall.)

As much as you valued your sleep, there was little you would trade for the time you spent making waffles together with Malleus that morning, watching the sunlight stream through the windows as you shared the plate of waffles in the lobby and leaving the mess in the kitchen for a later time.

Epel: *falls over in heels*

Vil in his heels: weak!

*rook in the background running down the hallway excitedly in heels*