THANK YOU FOR THE READ MORE THING THAT IS SO HELPFUL!

I know I haven't really posted any writing on my blog yet but I would love to take part in this! If I could, could I take 28?

Collab with me? [6/30]

Summary; I've got a few ideas but need a few friends to lend a hand with it.

1st of all; since i am a glutton for starting projects and bouncing between them faster than Floyd's mood can swing this should surprise no one, of course I'd have something like this to talk about. it would be a 30-day event where each author posts a fic on their day, I think it could be a nice fit for the month of April. Of course the event can only be launched properly if we fill up all the spots, meaning reblogs might be needed to find all these people. I won't be strict about the fic quota; sky is the limit, go whack.

Pranks

Surprise gift(s)

Unexpected alliance

Pay back

Secret admirer

Welcome (home/back)

“I missed you”

Protective

“You’re lucky I love you” “I know”

Sick day

Clingy

Aftermath

Piggyback Ride

Love, stage one; denial 

Loyal 

"You remembered that?"

“I love it when you laugh”

“We will get married when we grow up!”

Puppy love

Soulmates 

Hints

First date

Anniversaries

Accidental confessions gone right

Fell for Cupid

Jealous (in a cute way)

And when you’re not here (I wait for you to get back) (like a puppy?) (no- ,but- yes..)

Each others' better half

Rings

Day dreams

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AJDJEOWNDBFHEJDBRBE

No I don't mind the tagging, I in fact feel honored for the tag I thankith thee remy :>

Tagged by @tinyletterz

Last song: Fighting with the Melody by Jimmy Urine (the best villain song I think)

Last movie: Lilo and Stitch

Last show: I've been rewatching Voltron a lot(lol) but recently my last show was Vampire in the Garden (THE MUSIC AND OVERALL SHOW WAS BEAUTIFUL! SHORT BUT BEAUTIFUL!)

Currently watching: InuYasha and Trigun Stampede

Currently reading: Black Butler and Toilet-Bound Hanako in terms of manga. The non manga current reads are How to be Eaten by Maria Adelmann and The Wonderful World of Depression(it's funnier than the title makes it sound)

Current obsession: I swear it changes daily, but currently it's learning to draw obey me and twst characters (mediocre art skills go BRRRRRRR) and playing both games as well. Also writing, I swear to you I'll start putting writing on my blog once I can configure something I'm happy with.

Tagging: @maythearo , @fluffimemes , @hebidanshi , @writingseaslugs , @sparkbeast20 , and @dilatorywriting

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Tagged by @seleneastra

Last song: I wanna be adored - The Stone Roses

Last movie: Saptapadi (1961)

Last show: Abbott Elementary S1 ( i was obsessed)

Currently watching: The Last of Us, Abbott Elementary S2

Currently reading: Maurice - E. M. Forster ( rewatched the movie recently and I had to check out the novel)

Current obsession: I've been obsessed with old Uttam Kumar movies recently, I mean you can't blame me, just look at the guy <3

Tagging: @beingdevipdf @deesi-academia @borah @rone-do-please @torivegafromindia @buckley-robin @little-wlw-froggie

No no Lance, it was a good idea but lacking in planning. What you need to do is tape the can to the blades of the ceiling fan, tape them so they spray on their own, then turn the fan on. That would be the most efficient.

Keith: Lance, who is a grown man who saved the 🌍, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face.

After many days of writing (and procrastinating) I have finished my first fanfic for twst!!!! And now I shall share it because I love it. Also I think the ask box is open so ideas are welcome :> (ALSO HOW DOES THE READ MORE THING WORK HELP)

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To Catch an Eel... Accidentally

Summery: Ruggie is on one of his many fishing trips for an easy lunch, but this time he gets more than what he bargained for

Word Count: 1.2k (more than I expected)

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland

Genre: Crack fic

Warnings: slight swearing but otherwise none

A/N: this is my first ever fanfic, I do plan to turn this into a writing/request/art blog but I'm still learning how this works. I'll get a master list and a theme and all that fancy stuff up eventually, but I'm very proud of this soni hope you enjoy it <3 (please be patient with me I'm very new to this and are still learning how to write well)

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The fish quickly dispersed as the mer-eel swept by them, hiding in the corners of the lake from the unexpected snapping jaws of an unhinged predator also known as Floyd. He lunged forwards towards one of the fish, missing it by a hair and watched as it slowly swam away, seeming to taunt him. He let out a stream of bubbles in frustration watching it go, swearing to take a bite out of the thing once he was able to catch it. He had been swimming around all day, and unlike the fish during the Vargus camp these fish were insanely fast which made it near impossible for him to get ahold of one. He let himself drift a bit in the water arms crossed with a snarl that would scare a snapping turtle away. That was until he saw a bobbing movement out of the corner of his eye. Turning his head he saw another fish, bright pink with orange striping, and to his delight was lot slower than the others.

“Ehehe~ Come hereee little fishy~” He giggled to himself, shooting through the water with his hands extended towards the unsuspecting ball of bright colors. His hands shot straight past the fish, clasping together behind it so it couldn’t escape its inevitable fate of becoming a snack. Floyd snapped at the fish, delight filling his mind as he felt it hit the roof of his mouth. He raised his hands above himself in triumph, his excited wiggling making him miss the light tugging of the clear line that now led into his jaws.

A noise sounding suspiciously like a squeaky toy escaped him as he was very unceremoniously yanked upwards, streams of bubbles following him as he fought back against the incredibly persistent upward pulling of the fishing line. It was his fish! How dare they try to steal his hard work!

-Meanwhile-

Ruggie pulled furiously on the rod, watching it bend and jerk around wildly in his grasp. He couldn’t believe the sheer strength of whatever monster of a fish he had hooked. In the very many times he’d taken to fishing in the lake near the school he had never once hooked something so monsterous. The image of a freshly grilled fish crossed his thoughts as he reeled the line again, giddily watching the ever growing shadow in the water. That was until he realized that he was actively being pulled towards the water, the fish having decided to flip the roles of the fisher and the fished.

“Ah shit!” He shouted, digging his feet into the ground as much as he dared in an attempt to stop himself from getting dragged to a watery grave. What he wouldn’t give in this moment to have greater arm strength, his noodle arms were going to give out any second if this assault on his arms and his ego didn’t let up.

The sounds of feet approaching caught his ears, the person steadily plodding their way around the lake path. Seeing a familiar first year come into view, his hope shot sky high.

“JACK! HELP ME OUT HERE WILL YA’?” He yelled towards the beastman. Jack halted almost immediately, looking over to see his upperclassman about to get absolutely wrecked by one hell of a force of nature.

“Ruggie, what in the world did you catch!?” Jack shouted back, already starting to make a beeline for the struggling hyena.

“I don’t know but whatever it is it’ll be enough food for a whole week!” Once Jack grabbed hold of the rod Ruggie let out an internal sigh of relief. With Jack’s strength, they’d be able to get the fish out in no time!

The fish fight continued for the next ten minutes, neither side seeming to be able to keep their advantage over the other. As soon as it looked as though the Savannaclaw students were going to get dragged in they would pull harder, and once the fish got close to the murky surface it would pull back furiously, putting the pair back to where they started. In all honesty, Ruggie had just about had it with this things antics. Another minute flew by and once again the mystery fish had been yanked near the surface, bubbles absolutely surrounding the thing as it thrashed around in the water.

“Alright Jack! On three we pull as hard as we can. We should be able to get the fish out with one more good tug!” Ruggie said, watching the fish intently. Jack was really starting to feel the ache in his arms, but he nodded.

“Whenever you’re ready then!” He said, bracing himself against the ground to keep himself from getting dragged back to the starting line.

“One…”

“Two…”

A flash of teal broke the surface, the blur of a tail shooting up before getting ready to dive back into the lake.

“THREE!” The two of them threw their weight’s backwards, their combined efforts jerking the fish up out of the water and onto the grass in front of them.

“HELL YEAH! WE GOT A-” Ruggie cut himself off, looking down in shock at the sight in front of him. What was staring back at them was, in fact, not a fish, but a very, very angry looking Octavinelle student with a hook in his mouth. Neither party said anything for a minute, staring at each other with very mixed emotions.

“Floyd…what were you doing in the lake.” Jack said breaking the silence.

“I was getting a snack, what else would I be doing!” Floyd snarled, reaching up to de-hook himself from the line. “What the hell were you doing!?”

“Why does it matter what I was doing why did you try to eat the lure!?” Ruggie yelled incrediously.

“Well how was I supposed to know thats what a lure is!?”

“It’s so obvious that it was a lure! No fish in this lake is BRIGHT FUCKING PINK!”

This argument continued for a good three minutes, emotions amping up by the second while Jack watched the interaction from the sideline. That wonderance was ended quickly however by snarling on Floyd’s end, deciding that he had had enough with the argument and was now resorting to violence to end it.

If anyone’s seen one of those videos where a worm is touched and the worm starts wiggling around violently, that was the equivalent to what Floyd was doing. His mer form didn’t exactly have the legs required for Floyd’s charge of attack, so the next best thing? Wiggle aggressively to bring across the message of the violence that will soon befall the pair when he does get his legs back.

Ruggie grabbed his rod once Floyd started his maniacal wiggles and shot backwards, not wanting to get anywhere close to the noodle of death.

“JACK WE GOTTA GO!” He screamed, shooting into the woods towards the college building as fast as possible. Jack only started running once Floyd’s tail slammed a tad to close for comfort, taking off after the second-year as if his life depended on it (it did).

Floyd continued his crazed wiggling until Jade found him a few hours later, the wiggling having tired him out to the point where his twin had to carry him back to Octavinelle.

Needless to say for the next two weeks Ruggie and Jack had to be hyperaware of Floyd as anytime he saw either of them he would start charging at them with a full intent to drag them to the bottom of the sea. He eventually got bored of this after a while, but it was fairly amusing for Leona to watch his underclassmen pelt away once they even saw a hint of teal hair. He got some hecking good naps those two weeks.

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*CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW* I couldn't resist this is adorable >:]

Thank you for the tag Remy!

Hehehehe cat :>

No pressure tagging: @dilatorywriting @writingseaslugs @rainybeebs @underqualified-human and anyone else who wants to join <3

NEVER MADE A TAG CHAIN BUT HERE! LOOK WHAT I FOUND! <3333

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11TH PLACE!

YESSSSSSSS

2023 list of luckiest to unluckiest birthdays

I can think of a few iterations of this meme:

Riddle: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Ace: *gesturing to Deuce* No no, TWO idiots!

[Referencing chapter 6]

Vil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Epel: No no, THREE idiots

Jamil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Kalim: *gesturing to Yuu* No no, TWO idiots!

Ace: Hey Cater I was-

*sees a ton of Cater clones all doing various kitchen tasks*

All the Caters: Yes Ace?

Ace: ..... *Slowly backs out of kitchen*

Deuce: Dude, you okay?

Ace: it's the Cater-pocalypse in there....

Mc: No, Malleus keeps coming over at night, he doesn't do anything he just stares most of the time.

Ace: And your sure he's not a stalker.

Mc: Well if he is he isn't as bad as Rook is.

Ace: Fair but....

Mc: hold on-

Mc: SEBEK GET OUT OF THE BUSHES!

Sebek: *jumping out of bush* YOU SHALL NOT SLANDER WAKA-SAMA'S NAME!

Riddle: Sebek, leave the portrait of Malleus in the dorm for this trip!

Sebek: *aggressively hugging the Malleus portrait in a crouched position* MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS