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Malleus: One of the top mages in the world and heir to Briar Valley

Also Malleus: Defeated by a low understand of how a waffle maker works

Malleus: "I don't know what you want from me but release my pastry from your iron constraints this instant you infernal thing!"

I can think of a few iterations of this meme:

Riddle: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Ace: *gesturing to Deuce* No no, TWO idiots!

[Referencing chapter 6]

Vil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Epel: No no, THREE idiots

Jamil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Kalim: *gesturing to Yuu* No no, TWO idiots!

Ehehehe I drew Ruggie

He looks so pleased. PLUS ARTISTIC PROGRESS! I ONLY NEEDED A REFERENCE FOR HIS HAIR I THINK IM GETTING BETTER AT ARTING!

*At an Anti-Lucifer club meeting*

Belphie: Alright, so what plan have you come up with to upset Lucifer

Satan: Allow me to show you

*opens a closet door and a ton of kittens pour out*

Belphie:..explain

Satan: I have trained them in the ancient art of causing minor inconveniences. They will serve to do nothing but bother our brother with their refined tactics!

Belphie: what.....how long did that even take?

Satan: Only but a month my dear brother. WE SHALL UNLEASH MY ARMY UPON HIM AND HE SHALL REGRET HIS LIFE CHOICES!

Belphie: as weird as your plan is, it's worth a shot

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*The cats were unleashed in Lucifers study*

Lucifer:..............

Lucifer: I will hang those to from the ceiling for decades so help me-

"Burnt Waffles" -Malleus Draconia

"FOR SEVENS SAKE-"

Well that wasn't something you wanted to hear at 3 in the am. Especially not when it was a weekend and all you wanted to do was sleep in for once. But alas, it seems trouble has a knack for finding you at any hour of the day, no matter how atrocious that hour may be.

Slipping out of bed you trudged down the stairs to the kitchen, where the unclaimed angry shout had made its debut. Was it a good idea to walk towards unknown voices in the middle of the night, no. However this was far from the oddest thing to happen to you, and 9 times out of 10 whatever happened was the result of a ghost.

What you didn't expect however was to find a familiar mop of black hair by the kitchen counter, adorned with an even more familiar set of horns. What was even more unexpected (and much more concerning) was the cloud of smoke that was slowly filling the room.

"Malleus, wha-"

"I don't know what you want from me but release my pastry from your iron constraints this instant you infernal thing!"

You had to hold back a fit of laughter, watching the fae on your kitchen continue to hurl insults at the machine in front of him. Malleus Draconia, the prince of briar valley and one of the top mages of the world, had been thwarted by your waffle maker.

"Malleus, what are you doing." You giggled, alerting him of your presence behind him.

"Oh, good morning child of man." Malleus said, turning his head away from the torched waffle to look at you. "I would have thought you would sleep in more this morning."

"Well I might have, however the verbal assault on the waffle maker were to hard to ignore." Malleus's ears flushed a bright red, joining the embarrassed flush on his cheeks.

"Nothing it doesn't deserve I assure you." He said indignantly, crossing his arms to emphasize his point, "No matter what I do to it, it refuses to cooperate with me!"

You strode over to stand next to him, sidestepping the mysterious ingredient spills on the tiled floor.

"You have to turn it first before you try opening it." Demonstrating, you gripped the handle and effortlessly opened the maker, cringing slightly at the intense burnt smell that hit your nose.

"Oh, I see." He said quietly, watching you pry the black brick out and throw it into the garbage.

"You want to try making another one, now that you know how to use this properly?" You asked, looking up at him with a small smile on your face.

The fae let out a hum, feeling a smile of his own tug at his lips.

"I would enjoy that very much."

You were later told the reason he had been in your kitchen so early was because he wanted to surprise you with breakfast, and had actually been there much earlier just trying to get a batter together (He had been nearly defeated earlier by trying to crack the eggs into the bowl without sending it into the wall.)

As much as you valued your sleep, there was little you would trade for the time you spent making waffles together with Malleus that morning, watching the sunlight stream through the windows as you shared the plate of waffles in the lobby and leaving the mess in the kitchen for a later time.

You know I feared his hair but no that was the easy bit...

WHY ARE HIS EYEBROWS WHATS GIVING ME PROBLEMS XD

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The Scarabia dorm being completely flooded

Mc: Arson is when you set a building on fire on purpose.....so what do you call flooding a building?

Kalim: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT T^T

Jamil: inhale of about to lose all sanity

*Kalim got too serious with a dare and accidentally dumped a lake worth of rain on the dorm, Jamil had to step out for a minute to regain any shred of patience he had left*

Mc: How to wake up a sleeping cat to get it to do things

Mc: Step 1: gather a bucket of water

Mc: Step 2: Pour on cat *pours water bucket*

*Angry screech*

Mc: Now if your cat holds a grudge like mine does I recommend sprinting away as fast as possible.

Leona: *sopping wet* I am going to end your days herbivore...

felixxxxxxx!!! hi hello how are you doing :D

remyyyy! hello I is doing okay, hit the world's biggest writers block but we working on it! How be thee hooman? :] ✨

This btw is my pfp, and no I did not draw it myself I don't have the ability to draw digitally yet. It was drawn by Mochawulf (idk if she has a Tumblr but she has a YouTube channel) and it was a gift for the twst masquerade event. The oc in the picture is mine but the actual drawing is not. ALL CREDITS TO THE ARTIST MOCHAWULF SHE HAS ALLOWED ME TO USE IT.