You Know I Feared His Hair But No That Was The Easy Bit...

When you have a ton of starts of potentially great fanfics/art pieces but your motivation decides to throw itself out a window

HAOOY BRITHDAY HAOOY BIRTHDAY HAOOY BIRTHDAY HAOOY BIRRHEYSDAD WISHYOU ALK THE LIVE I MN THE UNIVERSE MAY YOU ENJOY YOUR DAY TO THE FULLEST !!!!!!! thank you for being apart of my life Felix thank you sm and I hope to have many more memories with you!!!!

AKDBEISKAJIDIWHDBNWND THANK YOU REMY!!! YOUR SO SWEET T^T 💛💛💛

Im very glad that you're one of my moots and part of my life as well. I hope we shall have some great memories to come! 💛

Floyd: Time to do some sketchy sh*t, do dah, do dah~

*sees Azul*

Floyd: Hope I get away with it!~

The fish goober called to me.

Thats something someone who invented math would say

who invented math and how can i kill them

"Burnt Waffles" -Malleus Draconia

"FOR SEVENS SAKE-"

Well that wasn't something you wanted to hear at 3 in the am. Especially not when it was a weekend and all you wanted to do was sleep in for once. But alas, it seems trouble has a knack for finding you at any hour of the day, no matter how atrocious that hour may be.

Slipping out of bed you trudged down the stairs to the kitchen, where the unclaimed angry shout had made its debut. Was it a good idea to walk towards unknown voices in the middle of the night, no. However this was far from the oddest thing to happen to you, and 9 times out of 10 whatever happened was the result of a ghost.

What you didn't expect however was to find a familiar mop of black hair by the kitchen counter, adorned with an even more familiar set of horns. What was even more unexpected (and much more concerning) was the cloud of smoke that was slowly filling the room.

"Malleus, wha-"

"I don't know what you want from me but release my pastry from your iron constraints this instant you infernal thing!"

You had to hold back a fit of laughter, watching the fae on your kitchen continue to hurl insults at the machine in front of him. Malleus Draconia, the prince of briar valley and one of the top mages of the world, had been thwarted by your waffle maker.

"Malleus, what are you doing." You giggled, alerting him of your presence behind him.

"Oh, good morning child of man." Malleus said, turning his head away from the torched waffle to look at you. "I would have thought you would sleep in more this morning."

"Well I might have, however the verbal assault on the waffle maker were to hard to ignore." Malleus's ears flushed a bright red, joining the embarrassed flush on his cheeks.

"Nothing it doesn't deserve I assure you." He said indignantly, crossing his arms to emphasize his point, "No matter what I do to it, it refuses to cooperate with me!"

You strode over to stand next to him, sidestepping the mysterious ingredient spills on the tiled floor.

"You have to turn it first before you try opening it." Demonstrating, you gripped the handle and effortlessly opened the maker, cringing slightly at the intense burnt smell that hit your nose.

"Oh, I see." He said quietly, watching you pry the black brick out and throw it into the garbage.

"You want to try making another one, now that you know how to use this properly?" You asked, looking up at him with a small smile on your face.

The fae let out a hum, feeling a smile of his own tug at his lips.

"I would enjoy that very much."

You were later told the reason he had been in your kitchen so early was because he wanted to surprise you with breakfast, and had actually been there much earlier just trying to get a batter together (He had been nearly defeated earlier by trying to crack the eggs into the bowl without sending it into the wall.)

As much as you valued your sleep, there was little you would trade for the time you spent making waffles together with Malleus that morning, watching the sunlight stream through the windows as you shared the plate of waffles in the lobby and leaving the mess in the kitchen for a later time.

Azul: Ah idia! I have something to discuss with you-

Idia: *rolls a dice*

Azul: what...what are you-

Idia: I rolled for initiative, since I got a 1 I will not be talking with you today.

Azul: ....Idia every side on this dice is a 1

Idia: that's the point

*at a housewarden meeting*

Vil: Kalim, your being banished to your room until you stop suggesting such outlandish things!

Kalim: Oh come on! Why don't you send Idia to his room when he suggests outlandish things!?

Vil: Idia doesn't come out of his room. If we were really going to punish him we'd send him out to socialize with people.

Idia: *from the other side of his tablet* oh sevens no...

*Leona standing next to Malleus*

Leona: Your taller

Malleus: ?

Leona: how f*cking dare you

Funny Pokemon sketches:

Mimikyu in a teacup

Sewaddle as a cherry on a cake

Eevee on a tea tower