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Hey uhhh yeah sorry but I accidentally sharpened your boyfriend too much and yeah he broke sorry
Day 12: Marceline the Blood Hunter ๐ฉธ๐ช
I tried to translate her ax bass into something more fantasy-looking. This oneโs my favorite so far โค๏ธ In this world, Marceline has long defeated her father and combats demons that wander too close to her kingdom. Back at the castle, Bonnibel keeps order and experiments with her inventions.
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Dear god itโs beautiful
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ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online
basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of...cat themed bots?
but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.
Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.
also he sends you these weird messages like
absolutely wild
my favorite sopping wet beast
this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief
in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.
please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.
Eda Clawthorne.
Goddamn.
Forty-five years old. Bisexual. Chronically ill.
Holy shit.
Mother of two. Independent business owner. Definitely took the head of the bard coven's v-card.
Fuck.
Enemy of the state. Certified harpy woman. Renouned criminal. Occasionally knits.
What a woman.
constantly needing to express my undying love and affection to my friends
donโt mind me jus uploading sailor moon art i forgor to post here but i would like everyone to perceive cringefail rei hino
this 50โฒs hungarian comic strip Iโd never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny
Cardamon, as a character, truly expresses the childhood desire to both be respected and be treated like a kid
He wants people to listen to him and value his opinion, but he also wants people to care about the fact that he is a kid who needs help and shouldn't be doing any of this.
I remember feeling that way as a kid.
I think cardamon is the most well written child character I've ever seen.
@neptunes-nebula for you bro
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when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
How does that even?
man I love non-romantic love stories so much
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