Dude Has A Death Wish

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

a spinda sits on ur dash, wyd

These are cool

I should note that I’m talking specifically about the writing ones not the others I just like stories

Favorite Tumblr stories

All of the "humans are space orcs/space Australians"

But Especially the one that ends with "we're the Doctors Without Borders and we're here to help"

"can I ask you a question? ...what was your favorite thing to learn about as a kid?" Tiktok, in which I am both of them

Stabby the Roomba

Todd, the Demon Grandson and his myopic grandmother, and their seven season story arc

The God of Arepo (and the comic that was made from it)

New one: "may you have a life of safety and peace" said the witch, to the warrior, with his dying breath

And the SEQUEL

Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: 😳😳😳

Cinderella and her face-blind prince

The comic, There Are No Nazis in Valhalla

Beau FUCKING Brummell and modern men's fashion

This Irish hard-shoe dancer, Elizabeth Bullock

Big joy and small joy are the same

The bees will know: inkskinned honey jars

If fantasy creatures had Tumblr discourse

Ballerina Spiderman Miles Morales: "don't YEET the ballerina"

Steve Rogers wakes up "in the hospital"

The "Miette post" & its spiritual successors

Batman + Bruce Wayne "the butts match"

What if Bruce Wayne met Zuko? And Iroh met Alfred, and...

Venus of Willendorf and other paleolithic goddess/fertility figures sculpted by women using their own body as model

Living in a city with superheroes. (3 parts so far!

The A-ha Take On Me dancers tik tok

Chickens will sit on any egg if broody enough. Even an orphaned dragon egg (how DID that get in the brood box?)

Dragon stories from @microsff

Gonna pin this one and start adding links and updates.

one shared braincell

No one has told him yet

What do you mean I don’t look like my pfp candycorn from flavor frenzy is literally me

Ngl I truly struggle to conceptualize that you are not either an anthropomorphic dog or bat irl. Like woah.....an actual human person, presumably....

me too! i don't feel comfortable in my own flesh and blood & have a withered sense of self

Truly

Bowser and Daisy call Luigi baby girl (canon)