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No, you don't understand, the fact that "Terminals play music to lure machines" is even a theory, in universe, implies that Machines being capable of appreciating music is not just canon, it is a fact known and accepted by the humans who made them in the first place.

Please, listen to me, they put appreciation of art into their blood powered tools of war and it's the only reason why their self expression yet finds appreciation even after humanity's end.

Just, just be with me for this. V1s creator might have been into drum and base. Ultrakill OST might just be as canon as the graphic settings (see: Sentry codex entry).

V1 has a fucking "tunes to listen to at work" playlist, and a dedicated song for throwing hands with V2 on it. But it also has a Gabriel theme, and it's creator couldn't possibly have met him. And the songs are so fitting for the stages in general... omg

V1 has a fucking composer AI. It's creator made their super weapon, the "Supreme Machine" a fucking musician. V1 makes music it commits mass murder to. It made a music for Gabriel and V2. 2 songs with themes and motifs for each of its rivals.

Wait wait, fuck. Fuck, wait.

V1

Composed the god damn Requiem motif. It took a look at Lust and went "ahh, yes, a gut wrenching violin solo for this place". And then it put that motif into Order. Which means...

Which means V1 understands the tragedy of the Lust layer and King Minos. Which mean the mindles-ness of its carnage across Hell isn't total. It understands how sad it is enough to make art about it.

I need a moment.

ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online

basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of...cat themed bots?

but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.

Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.

also he sends you these weird messages like

absolutely wild

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

Dubious by nature with despicable intent

Dude has a death wish

mae borowski is the character of all time. She's mentally ill. Shes allergic to cigarettes. She can't drive and doesn't have a drivers license. She travels through town by jumping on wires, fences, bridges and climbing buildings as if life is her personal jungle gym. She witnessed someone get kidnapped and quickly convinces herself that it was a ghost who did it. She's the only person who has ever been hot on the trail of the cult killing the young adults of her hometown, and she did it mostly on accident. she thinks that eyes have evolved to detect movement like dinosaurs, so if she stops moving when employees see her shoplifting they won't noice what she's doing, and it fucking WORKS! she is the only person that this works for. She met god, or at least she thinks she did. She is scared of all the things growing up entails, and she might not have turned out this way if not for her god awful therapist she started seeing after experiencing a violent dissociative mental break in high school who told her to simply repress her issues. A key facet of her backstory is that she used to play a dating sim 24/7. She's a lightweight and cough syrup makes her woozy. She discovered that one of her closest friends was murdered by the aforementioned cult. she's in a band. She likes to walk around town every day and lend an ear to the people of possum springs, like a poet down the street, or her old astronomy teacher who tells her about myths in the sky, or a teenager on a rooftop who sometimes hangs out far too close to train tracks to watch it squish metal into art, or her own personal rat babies that she feeds with stolen pretzels. her full name is Margaret. She is 21 years old and doesnt know that whales aren't fish. She's even pansexual!

An official Sonic the Hedgehog cookbook is being worked on by publisher Insight Editions, according to a leaked Amazon listing

The upcoming cookbook for the speedy hedgehog will be penned by long time writer Ian Flynn, according to the leaked Amazon listing first spotted by our colleagues at @idwsonicnews.

"Cook quick, healthy, protein-packed dishes inspired by the colorful world of Sonic with the Official Cookbook, a fun and delicious compendium of recipes inspired by the blue blur," read the official description.

Here are some bullet points provided by the publisher:

50+ RECIPES: From speedy bites to power-packed feasts to satisfy even the speediest heroes, Sonic the Hedgehog: The Official Cookbook includes recipes for every occasion!

UNDER 30 MINUTES: These tasty (and healthy!) recipes can be made in 30 minutes or less! Can you beat our chefs in a race to see who can make these dishes the fastest?

BRING BELOVED CHARACTERS TO LIFE: Engage with the Sonic universe in a fun new way by making recipes inspired by fan-favorite characters such as Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, and Dr. Eggman!

DISHES FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: With step-by-step instructions and eye-catching photographs, chefs of all ages can learn to make meals that could even power up Sonic the Hedgehog himself!

Priced for $29.99 USD for a hardcover copy and $11.99 USD for a digital copy, the upcoming cookbook will be released around October 2023.

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