What’s Your Favorite Animal? I Personally Love Foxes

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I wanted more interactions for being Octoling u_u

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What do you mean I don’t look like my pfp candycorn from flavor frenzy is literally me

Ngl I truly struggle to conceptualize that you are not either an anthropomorphic dog or bat irl. Like woah.....an actual human person, presumably....

me too! i don't feel comfortable in my own flesh and blood & have a withered sense of self

i don't need therapy i need to hug tails

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

Truly

Bowser and Daisy call Luigi baby girl (canon)

Splatoon character tea!(Like in Deltarune)

I think I got everyone but if I didn’t I’ll fix it. <3

Marie Tea:

Callie- “Oh!! It tastes like love!”(The hell does love taste like?!)

4- “Ooh, diet cola!”(What? Give me some!”

3- “…it’s good.”(Don’t drink it so fast!)

8- “Woah… it tastes better then I imagined it would…”(Are you crying?!)

Pearl- “BAHAHA! It’s spinach!”(What?)

Marina- “OhMyGosh…. It’s amazing!”(Why are you guys crying?! Is it bad?!)

Marie- “This is fucking water.”

Callie tea:

Marie- “Damn. It tastes like star fruit.”(I love star fruit!)

4- “Hell yeah, cranberry juice!”(Huh? Is it because my hair is magenta?)

3- “…it’s good.”(D-don’t chug it, you’ll choke!)

8- “It’s so good!”(You're so cute!)

Pearl- “Oh sweet, strawberry!”(I want some!)

Marina- “It’s just as good as Marie’s!”(You’re too sweet!)

Callie- “…it’s water.”

Agent 4 tea:

Callie- “Yum! It tastes like marshmallows!”(Sweet!)

Marie- “Oh wow.” (She seems really into it)

Agent 3- “…lemon-lime soda.”(She seems really satisfied…)

8- “…”(Why are you staring at me like that? Is it good?)

Pearl- “Woah, is this lemonade?”(Whats with all the lemon related flavors?)

Marina- “It IS lemonade! Yum!”(Damn.)

4- “It’s literally water. Oh well, hydration I guess.”

Agent 3 tea:

Callie- “It tastes like friendship!”(The hell does friendship taste like?)

Marie- “Agent 3, you taste like fries.”(Gimmie some!)

4- “Woah! Sir! You taste amazing!”(Excuse me?!)

8- “Agent 4 is right! It’s like they put amazingness in a cup!”(O-oh? •/////•)

Pearl- “Orange juice! Hell yeah!”

Marina- “Oh wow! This is what leadership and skill tastes like?” (What the fuck?)

3- “Does this water have minerals in it or something?”

Agent 8 tea:

Callie- “This tastes… cute?”(Thank you, I suppose.)

Marie- “Octo-pie!”(Octo WHAT?!)

4- “Mmm! Raspberries!”(Rasp-what?)

3-*chugs*(Sir! -////-)

Pearl- “Hell yeah! Cotton candy!”(Pearl likes my tea…!)

Marina- “This is delicious!”(Marina likes my tea too!!!!)

Pearl tea:

Callie- “Yum, lemons!”(Yum?!)

Marie- “Ooh, that’s good.”(Eh? I didn’t think you liked me.)

4- “Ooh, it tastes like pink!”(What the hell does pink taste like?!)

3- *little sips*(Are savoring it?!)

8- “Ma’am! This is amazing!” (Sweet!)

Marina- “I love it! Do they sell this by the gallon?”(Marina! >///<)

Marina tea:

Callie- “What! It’s like lilac tea!”(An actual tea this time… weird.)

Marie- “Holy shit this is good!”(Language!)

4- “Its sweet!”(D’aww~)

3- “…it’s mint.”(I love mint!)

8-“Miss Marina! It’s amazing!”(Youre too sweet~”

Pearl- “Holy shit! RINA! Come taste this!”(Okay okay!)

Marina- “This is water…”

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