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This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

Ugh the dubious little creature

Why brainstorm actual outlines and drafts for a written work when you can just Draw Stupid Nonsense

These are cool

I should note that I’m talking specifically about the writing ones not the others I just like stories

Favorite Tumblr stories

All of the "humans are space orcs/space Australians"

But Especially the one that ends with "we're the Doctors Without Borders and we're here to help"

"can I ask you a question? ...what was your favorite thing to learn about as a kid?" Tiktok, in which I am both of them

Stabby the Roomba

Todd, the Demon Grandson and his myopic grandmother, and their seven season story arc

The God of Arepo (and the comic that was made from it)

New one: "may you have a life of safety and peace" said the witch, to the warrior, with his dying breath

And the SEQUEL

Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: 😳😳😳

Cinderella and her face-blind prince

The comic, There Are No Nazis in Valhalla

Beau FUCKING Brummell and modern men's fashion

This Irish hard-shoe dancer, Elizabeth Bullock

Big joy and small joy are the same

The bees will know: inkskinned honey jars

If fantasy creatures had Tumblr discourse

Ballerina Spiderman Miles Morales: "don't YEET the ballerina"

Steve Rogers wakes up "in the hospital"

The "Miette post" & its spiritual successors

Batman + Bruce Wayne "the butts match"

What if Bruce Wayne met Zuko? And Iroh met Alfred, and...

Venus of Willendorf and other paleolithic goddess/fertility figures sculpted by women using their own body as model

Living in a city with superheroes. (3 parts so far!

The A-ha Take On Me dancers tik tok

Chickens will sit on any egg if broody enough. Even an orphaned dragon egg (how DID that get in the brood box?)

Dragon stories from @microsff

Gonna pin this one and start adding links and updates.

Fear

Buff.... Flowey....

/j

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

Splatoon character tea!(Like in Deltarune)

I think I got everyone but if I didn’t I’ll fix it. <3

Marie Tea:

Callie- “Oh!! It tastes like love!”(The hell does love taste like?!)

4- “Ooh, diet cola!”(What? Give me some!”

3- “…it’s good.”(Don’t drink it so fast!)

8- “Woah… it tastes better then I imagined it would…”(Are you crying?!)

Pearl- “BAHAHA! It’s spinach!”(What?)

Marina- “OhMyGosh…. It’s amazing!”(Why are you guys crying?! Is it bad?!)

Marie- “This is fucking water.”

Callie tea:

Marie- “Damn. It tastes like star fruit.”(I love star fruit!)

4- “Hell yeah, cranberry juice!”(Huh? Is it because my hair is magenta?)

3- “…it’s good.”(D-don’t chug it, you’ll choke!)

8- “It’s so good!”(You're so cute!)

Pearl- “Oh sweet, strawberry!”(I want some!)

Marina- “It’s just as good as Marie’s!”(You’re too sweet!)

Callie- “…it’s water.”

Agent 4 tea:

Callie- “Yum! It tastes like marshmallows!”(Sweet!)

Marie- “Oh wow.” (She seems really into it)

Agent 3- “…lemon-lime soda.”(She seems really satisfied…)

8- “…”(Why are you staring at me like that? Is it good?)

Pearl- “Woah, is this lemonade?”(Whats with all the lemon related flavors?)

Marina- “It IS lemonade! Yum!”(Damn.)

4- “It’s literally water. Oh well, hydration I guess.”

Agent 3 tea:

Callie- “It tastes like friendship!”(The hell does friendship taste like?)

Marie- “Agent 3, you taste like fries.”(Gimmie some!)

4- “Woah! Sir! You taste amazing!”(Excuse me?!)

8- “Agent 4 is right! It’s like they put amazingness in a cup!”(O-oh? •/////•)

Pearl- “Orange juice! Hell yeah!”

Marina- “Oh wow! This is what leadership and skill tastes like?” (What the fuck?)

3- “Does this water have minerals in it or something?”

Agent 8 tea:

Callie- “This tastes… cute?”(Thank you, I suppose.)

Marie- “Octo-pie!”(Octo WHAT?!)

4- “Mmm! Raspberries!”(Rasp-what?)

3-*chugs*(Sir! -////-)

Pearl- “Hell yeah! Cotton candy!”(Pearl likes my tea…!)

Marina- “This is delicious!”(Marina likes my tea too!!!!)

Pearl tea:

Callie- “Yum, lemons!”(Yum?!)

Marie- “Ooh, that’s good.”(Eh? I didn’t think you liked me.)

4- “Ooh, it tastes like pink!”(What the hell does pink taste like?!)

3- *little sips*(Are savoring it?!)

8- “Ma’am! This is amazing!” (Sweet!)

Marina- “I love it! Do they sell this by the gallon?”(Marina! >///<)

Marina tea:

Callie- “What! It’s like lilac tea!”(An actual tea this time… weird.)

Marie- “Holy shit this is good!”(Language!)

4- “Its sweet!”(D’aww~)

3- “…it’s mint.”(I love mint!)

8-“Miss Marina! It’s amazing!”(Youre too sweet~”

Pearl- “Holy shit! RINA! Come taste this!”(Okay okay!)

Marina- “This is water…”

weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be squashed beneath a precariously piled mound of mattresses like the pea that said fuck you to the princess

They do things sometimes

There are signs that things might be going in this direction.

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I’m gonna put you in a bucket and spin it until your finely mixed then use you to paint my walls