megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just punishment for us failing to appreciate god’s gift back in 2010
imagine being ahsoka. you've survived order 66 and the siege of mandalore, and then 16 years later this teenage boy enthusiasticaly tells you "i brought help!". you wait to see who he found only for him to show up with fucking maul
Look I pride myself in never swearing on this account, but after avengers endgame, what the, and I cannot stress this enough,
i think that the time between caesar’s assassination and octavian naming himself princeps is objectively the funniest period of roman history. just nonstop drama.
it’s a beautiful day on the Suez and you are a horrible boat
In the meantime I discovered that yesterday, in Rome, this happened
wait he still has that FUCKASS blanket even in his cosmic machine herald form what the fuck is wrong with him. like actually
Percy probably starts decorating for Christmas right after Thanksgiving
During December the whole apartment smells like cookies
Sally bakes them for the kids at camp who don’t have any where to go over the holidays
Percy wears a different sweater everyday
His favorite pair of socks are these bright blue fuzzy socks that warm your feet up with ten seconds of putting them on
When his little sister is older they spend days cutting out paper snowflakes and put them EVERYWHERE
On the walls, in the windows, on the cabinets, EVERYWHERE
Annabeth makes popcorn balls all the time
And she loves watching old Christmas movies
Her favorite sweater is bright red with a little stripe of reindeer
She’s the best at building snow forts
She also takes building snowmen very seriously
Each one has to be perfect
She also really likes building gingerbread people and houses
Percy usually picks off most of the candy after a few days
Annabeth eats some too
In the end they usually end up unsure what to do with the actual gingerbread since neither of them really likes it
At Camp there’s usually a gingerbread house contest held by the Athena cabin
And the Aphrodite cabin usually holds an ugly sweater contest
They also place mistletoe all around camp
The Apollo cabin can usually be found playing different holiday songs
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i love how out of all the touya reveals i’ve read in fanfic, literally none of us predicted dabi fortnite dancing his way to the family dinner table
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Some Imperial somewhere: you're never going to believe who just organised a massive prison break