It’s A Beautiful Day On The Suez And You Are A Horrible Boat

I have almost 10 different tabs rn from different fandoms and I don't even know where I stopped reading but I'm too much of a lazy butt to read again and I don't want to close them so this all is just EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH

Does anyone else have like 5+ tabs of different fanfiction open and it gets to the point of when you finally go back to one of the older ones you have no idea what’s going on? Cause this is me. All the time. I need help.

I love how everyone saw the list of banned words and decided the best way to bypass this is speaking in another language, like any other language except english. till now I've seen posts promoting this in greek, russian, italian and dutch. the nature of humanity is such that once in a while we remake the tower of babel and I'm so here for it

Okay, hair is a legitimate concern. But what about the eyebrows though

Now that the Todoroki bit is confirmed it is time to move on to the next big Dabi mystery…. WHAT COLOR IS HIS HAIR

ship whatever you want to ship but honest to God like I am never gonna get over how romantic the SS arc was

and I don't mean blushing, hand-holding, let's go on a date omg aw cute couple romance, I mean the romance of medieval times and fairy tales like that whole arc DRIPS with chivalry

Ichigo lying on the floor in a pool of his own blood, nearly defeated but STILL trying to keep Byakuya and Renji from taking Rukia away from him until she, with tears streaming down her face, swears she'll never forgive him if he tries to follow

Him swearing on his soul to save her, vowing to pass through a "thousand blades" for her, that the power he gains is for her sake

The way he finally reunites with her in SS, flying down from the heavens in a freaking CLOAK billowing in the wind and landing gracefully into a kneel, like a knight kneeling before his princess

unable to look into her eyes as he quietly tells her he's here to save her, while she weeps over the injuries that burden his body

when it's all over, they stand and face each other in an open field, the sun sets and she smiles, he sees her smile and remembers why he wanted to save her so badly, thanks her because the rain has finally stopped

like if I ever wanna watch something and swoon I'm skipping the shoujo and just rewatching this arc tbh

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

anything else you want me to manifest before i go to bed? a fifth season of bbc sherlock, perhaps? a lorax sequel? babygate reveal? cole sprouse socal experiment but it’s dylan this time? it’s been a while since our first dashcon, hasn’t it? also wasn’t there also something about an apocalypse that was supposed to wipe us out in 2012…

man lord of the rings just fills me with such profound sadness its a world that just…… makes me feel whole and hollow at the same time

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

you ever think abt how mustang was a war criminal then decided to over throw the government like slow down boy one geneva convention violation wasn’t enough for you