Just Seen A Bathroom Sign That Says "Femmes". Unsure If This Is Woke Or Not.

Alright screw it, here’s my first post because I want to stop procrastinating this. Expect future content be related to whatever fandom I’m in at the time.

Heres a design idea for my Neo Agent 3 and their smallfry in a splatoon 3 AU I’m writing. Just a doodle and very much so not final but enjoy!

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

For non-American tumblrians, four to five shoeboxes is about as tall as one couch

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

I'm beginning to realize why I like the book reading emote so much: It's what I'd call a good "waiting room" emote. Prior to the Season of Moomin starting, the boogie, levitation, or headbang emote were among my most used emotes because I'd use them while waiting for something (Geyser, Grandma, etc.) The book reading emote fills this niche perfectly. It's as close as we can get to having your skykid scrolling on a phone.

I like this emote and this particular use case so much that I'm considering bringing a stool where ever I go so my skykid doesn't have to sit on the floor.

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.