For Non-American Tumblrians, Four To Five Shoeboxes Is About As Tall As One Couch

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

Reblog to make it die faster

if you’re reading this, i’m putting a thought out into the world for you. a hope that whatever’s worrying you works out in your favor, that a happy moment comes your way, and that you have a heartwarming reason to smile tonight

Alright my turn. I am team present, but not because of Off The Hook.

I am team present because Splatoon as a whole exists in the present. Part of what makes the game so special is that it stays on time with the fan base. It grows and changes and is amazing and beautiful and colorful as it is now.

I wasn’t around for Splatoon one, and I was only around for the very end of Splatoon Two after the Final Fest, but I still got incredibly attached to the characters. When Splatoon Three had released I got to see all the characters changed at the same pace as me. We grew up together, and that is why this franchise is special to me. It’s why I keep coming back after large amounts of time.

The past has already happened, and we should both remember and honor it. The future is uncertain, we have no idea what’s to come. We should live and appreciate the present while it is happening, because once it’s gone we can never get it back.

See y’all on the turf field, may the best team win 💕

im allowed to get sappy about grandfest and what team i'm picking & so are all of you.. lets become little philosophers together while we pick our funny teams for our funny squis game. btw the fish are attacking

Woah would you look at that fifteen notes hahah.

People here talk a lot about having "2 note flop posts" but as someone who regularly gets 0 notes on their posts, I'm here to say that I (and presumably many others) would be glad, even lucky, to have a 2 note "flop" post. So maybe think about that next time

Ok, I am an avid Reddit user which I know must be crazy 😭 I also know about splatoon. I'm also gay! So tell me why there's a splatoon community fighting over the Valentine's splatoon art because it shows two gay couples and people are like OMG so cool splatoon is supporting pride. Which in my eyes is so obvious because splatoon is a very woman-centered lesbian game. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you. I've always thought to platoons for the gays, theys and women. There are people in the comment section of this Reddit post arguing how splatoon is an escape from the real world in politics and social issues and how people don't have to be shoving gay pride down their throats. Excuse me?? Splatoon? An escape from politics? Splatoon? An escape from gay people? This has taught me everything I have to know about splatoon fans which seems to be that they can't read or use their eyes?? Splatoon is inherently political in a more racism kind of way. That's super obvious. It's like damn near on the nose with Marina and Pearl. You know what's also damn near on the nose with Marina and Pearl? Them having feelings for each other!! Maybe even romantic?? It feels like these are either new fans who don't read the story and just play because ooh super fun shooter game on switch!!! Or these are old fans that have always had a problem with the gay parts of splatoon but still play it?? And that's even worse cuz like why even play at that point?? Btw the sub is called saltoon. From what I understand, it appears to be getting taken over by trumpies who are taking over the gayest game of all time for whatever reason? Stay safe out there y'all. People are becoming a lot more courageous and openly racist recently

So I got Side Order last weekend and there goes my last braincell

I took one look at Acht and I just-

Omg just look at them kdndkfhksdlsdjkfsljhdkflmfkf

Guys I’m in love it’s so bad

I hate everyone here

But I'll try to make the world a little better anyways

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you