Happy New Year Everyone!

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

For non-American tumblrians, four to five shoeboxes is about as tall as one couch

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.