Extremely Untrustworthy Tea: The Desolation And The Corruption

Malus Thorm my forever beloved bastard <3

I love this guy

the complete collection of saw hazard signs!

ADDENDUM: you can get these as stickers here!

The he that I love (platonic)

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

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#mecore

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

I do this every day

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

big day today

Yeah, I hate it when that happens

That feeling when you think some random woman is your wife when actually your wife is dead somewhere