Slasherbog - Swamp

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the complete collection of saw hazard signs!

ADDENDUM: you can get these as stickers here!

Playlists for the 14 fears

Roughly in order of length (things might change):

If you kin the End

If you kin the Lonely

If you kin the Vast

If you kin the Stranger

If you kin the Desolation

If you kin the Spiral

If you kin the Web

If you kin the Hunt

If you kin the Dark

If you kin the Eye

If you kin the Buried

If you kin the Corruption

If you kin the Slaughter

If you kin the Flesh

Feel free to comment suggestions!!

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

Wheeeee tysm!!

Hello! Could I please request a board dedicated to nautical horror and the fear of being submerged? If so, thank you so much!

As someone with a fear of deep water, but a love for the ocean, I have such a complicated relationship with the sea!

#mecore

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

Malus Thorm my forever beloved bastard <3

I love this guy

Lookit! My first post is a funny sketch! Love me a good Blade