Princess Of War 💋

I'm a short dark haired guy with anger issues. Where is my uncanny 7ft tall polymath polyglot who ties me to a bed and talks softly to me when I'm on a violent drunken bender. this book is giving me unrealistic expectations

#180

im a very let-people-do-what-they-want kind of person. i enjoy doing dumb fandom things myself. i have no qualms about enjoying morally corrupt characters (literally the kid is so endearing to me). hell i have no qualms about gooning for these characters either. i usually find these things fun! funny! so dont take me as being pretentious when i say that the oversaturation of a specific idea/behavior gets extreme enough that FOR ME it devalues the novel and content surrounding it. i know the gooners probably do take the content of the book seriously and are just being silly im just personally getting more tired when i look in the main tag and see like 5 of the same exact pornographic asks about the judge. very glad you separated these asks btw 🙏

again im not trying to morally superior im just expressing my feelings. its very excessive.

#158

Your welcome

grow the eff up haters, thirsty I am and thirsty I shall be. tf does it mean to you if I want backshots by the judge or glanton or whoever they don't even exist

#153

I'm the #89 anon who wrote about getting metaphysically and carnally ripped apart by the Judge - I love how you mfs thought it's Glanton, you all made my day, I too see it now.

#98

an address

i need the judge to carnally and metaphysically rip me the FUCK apart. like enter me and make me explode like a goddamn supernova split me into atoms so I meet the Maker itself please you fascinating horrible incarnation of war itself

#89

My weirdest Judge fantasy is the one where he just holds me gently and protects.

#106

need the judge to utterly fucking wreck me and then take care of me..hold me god of war and protect me from this crazy world that's yours to destory

#108

thinking about how terrified mary must’ve been everytime she read in the newspaper that the van der linde gang idfk robbed 10 elephants from a circus or held an entire town up😭

“renowned outlaw arthur morgan was also present in the bank robbery. the surviving clerk says morgan made incredible inappropriate jokes and pretended to swing the butt of his gun at him to make him flinch before loudly chortling, multiple times, before fleeing. the clerk is still traumatised.”

“OH ARTHUR” mary internally screams