Father Where Have U Been? Wheres The Milk

You couldn’t find her.

You had just gotten back from grocery shopping, and walked into a house that felt much colder than usual. It was cold enough it gave you chills as you set the grocery bags down, not seeing your girlfriend in her usual spot on the couch had your nerves on end. After the war, the two of you had agreed that neither went anywhere without letting the other know, mainly to ease your nerves seeing as you very nearly lost your beloved rabbit girlfriend. Not that she could easily go anywhere with the new prosthetic limbs still causing her pain after a while. 

“Rumi?” You called through the silent apartment getting no response that only sent your nerves into overdrive as you now began frantically checking each room of the apartment.

Until you got to the locked bedroom. Knowing she was in there, your nerves still ran rampant as the closer you got to the door the clearer the distress she was in became. 

“Rumi? Baby, open the door” you knocked gently as Socks started at you from the other end of the hallway. The crying only got louder the longer you stood out there and it broke your heart that she wouldn’t let you in. You knew she could handle herself but you wanted to be there, to hold her while she cried. Sliding down the other side of the door you sat in the hallway, never once leaving the door as she cried her heart out, a constant stream of comforting words pouring from you knowing she could easily hear you. You knew these new limbs were an adjustment, you knew that despite the front she often put up that this transition was taking a lot out of her in every way it possibly could and even now, months later, the phantom pains still drove her insane. The flashbacks kept her up at night, and the nightmares often caused her to wake you up in tears. You hated that she was in pain, you hated that this is what she had become but you never hated her. So when the tears finally subsided and she finally opened the door, eyes puffy and lips bitten raw, you held her. You held her like she was the most precious thing to grace the planet, regardless of her new state. You’d love her in any state so long as she was alive, and even if she wasn’t you’d love her anyways.

There once was a man who left behind the village life and moved to a more desolate far off beach, only his closest friends visiting from time to time delivering gifts and news of great adventures that he himself used to be a part of.

Alas the man grew lonely often he regretted leaving the village but not once did he consider leaving the beach on which he took up residence, the ocean acting as a call towards what he knew to be an untimely death as the waters were often rough and dark.

It was one fine afternoon though that it became a different type of call, walking out onto his porch, he looked out over the foggy waters baffled as not once has he witnessed a fog as this as this.

'Maybe it's the weather, ' the dark haired man shrugged, turning to go back inside until he heard what sounded like a voice. The most beautiful voice that had ever reached his ears, "Young man, please come out with me, Juvia is so lonely all alone on this mossy rock" the voice sang referring to itself in third person as he turned around and gazed at the fog

He had heard of the sirens that plagued these waters, believing them to be old folktales and nothing more. But out on the water he could see the silhouette of what must've been a beautiful woman, and as the fog cleared up he saw her.

Skin paler than any piece of paper he had ever written on, Hair as blue as the water surrounding the rock she was perched upon, and her eyes oh those were his favorite ,dark blue deep and rich he felt he himself would drown if her eyes had been water. But he knew, he knew from the moment his eyes found that slimy scaled tail of hers.

She was a siren. There was no doubt in his mind but there was something....alluring about her, it made him want to get closer.

"Now I know your type lady, you lure me into the water, and kill me blah blah blah the end, but could we maybe....become friends instead cause I kinda like living" he said rubbing the nape of his neck awkwardly as she tilted her head

"Juvia's type? What do you mean?" the maiden asked "well, you're a Siren, lie an evil mermaid" at the word mermaid, her face dropped "hey what's wrong?" Grey asked not wanting to upset her and possibly lose his life.

"Mermaids are merely hussies while sirens like Juvia are poised and elegant" Juvia reasoned huffing, The man chuckled "yeah yeah whatever you say" he winked at the girl, who in turn radiated a pinkish hue.

"So what's your name?" He asked not wanting to be rude as she giggled slightly "I am Juvia Lockser"

"Well nice to meet you Juvia, I'm Grey Fullbuster, I live just on the beach" he pointed towards his house as she nodded "I know, I've watched you for many days, it was truly fascinating" now it was his turn to blush

'Watching me? That's kind of creepy' he sweat dropped.

"Well it was nice meeting you, I gotta go now" the man said as she frowned "But why must you leave Juvia?" she asked sadly "I'll be back tomorrow" he comforted as she nodded waving at him "Okay! I'll be waiting"

~Time Skip: 6 months later~

Juvia and Grey became very close, each of them not minding the species difference between the two, everyday Grey would go down to the beach and they would talk and talk for hours.

Though down in the waters Juvia was scolded constantly by her fellow sirens for becoming so close with a human man like him saying "human men are no good Juvia, you must kill him" but each time she ignored them and continued to see him.

Until Grey met a woman, a human woman that would often walk along the beach with him. Holding hands and talking as Juvia had done with him- minus the hand holding, she became jealous as he would visit her less and less and spend less time each time he did so.

He became so enamored with the woman that for a whole week he didn't visit all Juvia could see as she sat on her rock was the man she came to love, making love with the woman from the large uncovered windows of his house.

"For Juvia spared your life and in return you shattered Juvia's heart to pieces" She spoke to herself once again witnessing the two caress each other sweetly, something inside of her shattered and it wasn't her heart.

The next night, Juvia knew Grey would not be home, going away to manage the docks, he left the woman to herself inside his house, 'I will dispose of her and that evil spawn of hers' Juvia thought thinking of how Grey had come to her rock and announced the 'amazing' news.

The woman was now with child. A child she wished to be her's but alas was not. He smiled widely while telling her all about it as she sat there listening, rage boiling inside her as she smiled along with him.

"It's amazing, Juvia, just amazing! I'm going to father a child of my very own!" he cheered as she sat there.

That was three weeks ago.

Now as she watched the woman walk around the house planning out the location of a nursery Juvia presumed.

'Now is the time for Juvia to get rid of this disgusting wench' she thought as she concentrated on her morphing legs, her fish-like lower body splitting in two, making legs.

Walking slowly as she rarely ever used legs she began to gain speed, walking steadily she made her way across the beach and towards the house of her beloved, her face remaining calm and cold as she knocked on the door.

"Yess?" asked the woman

This woman was of average height, there was nothing special about her other than...

Her eyes

They were just like Juvia's only difference being the green tint on top of the blue

'She must be a siren like Juvia, she smells of seaweed' Juvia thought glaring at the woman

"Juvia is one of Grey-samas' friends, and Juvia has come to drop off something for the child" Juvia said smiling as the woman let her in nodding.

"That's wonderful, what did you say your name was again?" the woman not looking at Juvia as she prepared a pot of tea for the two of them

'Juvia would have dressed this house much better than any mere human' she thought gazing at the photos that lined the walls, all of Grey and this human woman.

"Juvia is Juvia" she said pointing at herself "Juvia huh? That's a nice name, well I'm Cozbi Anwir, Grey's fiance" she reached out to shake hands with Juvia and Juvia seemed to receive the gesture well, until cold skin met colder skin.

That confirmed it. This 'human' woman was in fact a siren in disguise. Gripping Cozbi's hand tightly refusing to let go "Juvia knows what you are you fiend" Juvia hissed enraged that someone of her own species would deceive someone the way Cozbi has deceived her beloved Grey.

Cozbi laughed "I don't know what you're talking about Juvia" she tried to pull her hand away, to no avail as Juvia was significantly stronger than her.

"You....you deceived Juvia's beloved" a shadow cast over her eyes as she reached towards Cozbi's chest, her hand quickly penetrating the flesh as she tore the woman and unborn child limb-from-limb, not caring to preserve their lives.

Right as Juvia had finished her massacre the front door opened.

"Cozbi, honey I'm home, called out Grey who grew worried as his love had not answered as she usually does.

"What's going o-'' and that's when he saw it. His best friend, who he didn't even no could be out of water, standing over the dismembered remains of his fiance, a headless fetus, resembling a baby laying not far.

"J-juvia w-what did you do?!" he asked as she dropped the final piece of the corpse and shrugged.

"Juvia simply got rid of the problem"

The two of you confessed at the same time accidentally during a training session

Y'all be smokin together sometimes but not that often

Cuddles are a must <3

The two of you adopt a few cats together and they are basically your children

 He can’t sleep in silence, there’s always some sort of noise in his room.

Watching him train with Aizawa is a daily occurrence.

It’s funny watchin Aizawa wrap him up in the capture weapon

He will give you silent treatment for like half an hour if you laugh tho

He’ll take the cats in your guys’ fake divorce

🏐It takes him a while to get more affectionate

🏐He likes rice, like just rice

🏐Even though he's a straightforward person, he tends to beat around the bush when it comes to emotions

🏐Poor boi is emotionally constipated

🏐He'snot much of a cuddler, he likes his space

🏐But he'll cuddle if you ask, or if one of you is having a bad day

🏐During the summer, you'll go to the beach and when I tell you this man is basically a water dispenser I mean it

🏐Brings an entire case of bottled water and warning against heat strokes

🏐Seriously, though someone needs to hug him cause he's touch starved

🏐Eventually, he will open up, it'll just take time

🏐And routines are important to him, he won't cutting corners, which sometimes leads to him overworking himself, making him take a break isn't hard though He just won't do it on his own.

I got into anime through fairy tail and I have some content posted elsewhere that I could edit n post here stuff like gore, more horror type stuff, as well as a few basic ships as well as 1-2 stranger ships I've written for and just thought it would be nice to post it here

Simeon was a blanket thief.

It wasn’t his fault, no matter how many blankets the two of you had on your shared bed the poor angel was always cold. You just couldn’t believe it, you guys were literally in hell and though it wasn’t frozen over it sure felt like it especially during the nights. You weren’t doing much better, no matter how little of the blanket you tried to use, you had to admit it was freezing at night but that didn’t mean you left Simeon out to freeze like he keeps unconsciously doing to you.

You had gotten sick on multiple occasions and it had also caused multiple petty arguments that never led to anything. So here you were trying again, layering every blanket you could get your hands on onto the two of you as Simeon cuddled up to your side the same way he does every night as you looked at him sternly “If you steal the blankets, I’m going to put my cold feet on you.” this was the only warning you were going to give him as he rolled his blue eyes at you obviously not taking you seriously “I’m serious Simeon, it’s freaking cold in here” you said before settling in for the night.

The warning did nothing though as once again, you woke up cold once again with Simeon wrapped in a layered cocoon on the other side of the bed sleeping peacefully and probably warmer as well. So, you went through with your threat, finding a loosely unwrapped section of blanket right on his lower back. You moved the blankets and pressed your cold ass hands against the exposed skin causing your angel lover to let out a shocked gasp as he sat up letting the blankets fall off him “what was that for?” he asked, whining as you laughed and shrugged

“At least it wasn’t my feet?”

“You won’t be able to walk when I’m done with you” Kuroo smirked from above as you lay panting for air on the ground “We’ve been at it for hours though” you groaned your whole body aching with fatigue 

“Stop being dramatic, we’ve only gone two rounds” the raven-haired man chuckled, sweat pouring off his body, and before the two of you could continue there was a knock on the door

“Mommy! Daddy! The Ipad is dead!” the voice of your guys’ four-year-old child called from the other side of your door

“We’ll be right there, just let us clean up!” you yelled back, sitting up “So how’s gonna clean the mats?” you asked your husband as he shrugged “I’ll do it, you go charge the iPad before Yumi starts biting the couch cushions again” you nodded concerned “yeah, guess we can finish yoga tomorrow” 

Yoga, you guys were doing very intense yoga.

He’s the hype man in the relationship. Feeling shitty? It’s now his life's mission to fix that.

This man cannot cook. He will ruin your cookware, probably even burn down the kitchen.

Honestly, quality time isn’t as common as he’d like working as a pro-hero, teacher, and radio show host. 

He loves to yap, if you let him, he’ll talk for hours.

It seems like he gets excited over small things but they aren’t small to him

He will not be saving you from any spiders, if you try to insist he take care of it he’s coming with a blow torch

He probably drives around listening to the most random radio stations

If loud noises are an issue for you, he’d try to tone it down for you but he’d definitely slip up a couple times

If you’re also a hero he’s going to brag about you nonstop like someone please save his friends

He loves matchy couple stuff, it could be jewelry, sweatshirts, literally anything and he’ll wear it with a shit eating grin