Simeon Was A Blanket Thief.

It was him to confessed, and he was so nervous he almost passed out

You help him secure some free time by helping him with his work

His love language is gift giving cause he loves to spoil you <3

Grab him by the belt to fluster him

He gets flustered so easily so it’s fun to tease him

He’s an absolute slut for head pats

Lot’s a late nights without him due to all his paperwork :( 

If you pack him a lunch he’ll cry

NSFW

He’s a bottom

He’s louder than you the way he be whimpering

He loves to be teased til he’s sobbing<3

You could get him off without even touching him

He gets a bit bratty sometimes but that's just reason to punish him a bit 

If he’s too bratty just edge him till he begs for release :) 

He’ll try to top every once in awhile but fails miserably every time

He gives great head though

He also loves shower sex after a long day <33

Its ya girlie again asking for more monoma SPOICYNESS. What can I say he's fuckable

If I was a rat

MC: Hey Barb, I have a question

Barbatos: (Already sensing some bullshit) What is it MC?

MC: Would you still love me if I was a rat?

Barbatos: Who said I loved you now?? (He definitely does)

MC: But what if I was a rat???

Barbatos: Like Solomon?

MC: Sure🧍

Barbatos: No.

Cowboy Beel Drabble <3

Thinking About…..

Thinking about Cowboy!Beelzebub, thinking about watching as he works around the ranch, sweat rolling down his muscular frame. Also thinking about the way he bounces you on his cock out in the stables because you just looked so sweet comin to make sure he rested and also just because he could. Thinking about the way sweat now poured down both of your bodies as the thought of getting caught by one of his brothers flashed through your mind but the risk only intensified your guys’ joint orgasms.

There once was a man who left behind the village life and moved to a more desolate far off beach, only his closest friends visiting from time to time delivering gifts and news of great adventures that he himself used to be a part of.

Alas the man grew lonely often he regretted leaving the village but not once did he consider leaving the beach on which he took up residence, the ocean acting as a call towards what he knew to be an untimely death as the waters were often rough and dark.

It was one fine afternoon though that it became a different type of call, walking out onto his porch, he looked out over the foggy waters baffled as not once has he witnessed a fog as this as this.

'Maybe it's the weather, ' the dark haired man shrugged, turning to go back inside until he heard what sounded like a voice. The most beautiful voice that had ever reached his ears, "Young man, please come out with me, Juvia is so lonely all alone on this mossy rock" the voice sang referring to itself in third person as he turned around and gazed at the fog

He had heard of the sirens that plagued these waters, believing them to be old folktales and nothing more. But out on the water he could see the silhouette of what must've been a beautiful woman, and as the fog cleared up he saw her.

Skin paler than any piece of paper he had ever written on, Hair as blue as the water surrounding the rock she was perched upon, and her eyes oh those were his favorite ,dark blue deep and rich he felt he himself would drown if her eyes had been water. But he knew, he knew from the moment his eyes found that slimy scaled tail of hers.

She was a siren. There was no doubt in his mind but there was something....alluring about her, it made him want to get closer.

"Now I know your type lady, you lure me into the water, and kill me blah blah blah the end, but could we maybe....become friends instead cause I kinda like living" he said rubbing the nape of his neck awkwardly as she tilted her head

"Juvia's type? What do you mean?" the maiden asked "well, you're a Siren, lie an evil mermaid" at the word mermaid, her face dropped "hey what's wrong?" Grey asked not wanting to upset her and possibly lose his life.

"Mermaids are merely hussies while sirens like Juvia are poised and elegant" Juvia reasoned huffing, The man chuckled "yeah yeah whatever you say" he winked at the girl, who in turn radiated a pinkish hue.

"So what's your name?" He asked not wanting to be rude as she giggled slightly "I am Juvia Lockser"

"Well nice to meet you Juvia, I'm Grey Fullbuster, I live just on the beach" he pointed towards his house as she nodded "I know, I've watched you for many days, it was truly fascinating" now it was his turn to blush

'Watching me? That's kind of creepy' he sweat dropped.

"Well it was nice meeting you, I gotta go now" the man said as she frowned "But why must you leave Juvia?" she asked sadly "I'll be back tomorrow" he comforted as she nodded waving at him "Okay! I'll be waiting"

~Time Skip: 6 months later~

Juvia and Grey became very close, each of them not minding the species difference between the two, everyday Grey would go down to the beach and they would talk and talk for hours.

Though down in the waters Juvia was scolded constantly by her fellow sirens for becoming so close with a human man like him saying "human men are no good Juvia, you must kill him" but each time she ignored them and continued to see him.

Until Grey met a woman, a human woman that would often walk along the beach with him. Holding hands and talking as Juvia had done with him- minus the hand holding, she became jealous as he would visit her less and less and spend less time each time he did so.

He became so enamored with the woman that for a whole week he didn't visit all Juvia could see as she sat on her rock was the man she came to love, making love with the woman from the large uncovered windows of his house.

"For Juvia spared your life and in return you shattered Juvia's heart to pieces" She spoke to herself once again witnessing the two caress each other sweetly, something inside of her shattered and it wasn't her heart.

The next night, Juvia knew Grey would not be home, going away to manage the docks, he left the woman to herself inside his house, 'I will dispose of her and that evil spawn of hers' Juvia thought thinking of how Grey had come to her rock and announced the 'amazing' news.

The woman was now with child. A child she wished to be her's but alas was not. He smiled widely while telling her all about it as she sat there listening, rage boiling inside her as she smiled along with him.

"It's amazing, Juvia, just amazing! I'm going to father a child of my very own!" he cheered as she sat there.

That was three weeks ago.

Now as she watched the woman walk around the house planning out the location of a nursery Juvia presumed.

'Now is the time for Juvia to get rid of this disgusting wench' she thought as she concentrated on her morphing legs, her fish-like lower body splitting in two, making legs.

Walking slowly as she rarely ever used legs she began to gain speed, walking steadily she made her way across the beach and towards the house of her beloved, her face remaining calm and cold as she knocked on the door.

"Yess?" asked the woman

This woman was of average height, there was nothing special about her other than...

Her eyes

They were just like Juvia's only difference being the green tint on top of the blue

'She must be a siren like Juvia, she smells of seaweed' Juvia thought glaring at the woman

"Juvia is one of Grey-samas' friends, and Juvia has come to drop off something for the child" Juvia said smiling as the woman let her in nodding.

"That's wonderful, what did you say your name was again?" the woman not looking at Juvia as she prepared a pot of tea for the two of them

'Juvia would have dressed this house much better than any mere human' she thought gazing at the photos that lined the walls, all of Grey and this human woman.

"Juvia is Juvia" she said pointing at herself "Juvia huh? That's a nice name, well I'm Cozbi Anwir, Grey's fiance" she reached out to shake hands with Juvia and Juvia seemed to receive the gesture well, until cold skin met colder skin.

That confirmed it. This 'human' woman was in fact a siren in disguise. Gripping Cozbi's hand tightly refusing to let go "Juvia knows what you are you fiend" Juvia hissed enraged that someone of her own species would deceive someone the way Cozbi has deceived her beloved Grey.

Cozbi laughed "I don't know what you're talking about Juvia" she tried to pull her hand away, to no avail as Juvia was significantly stronger than her.

"You....you deceived Juvia's beloved" a shadow cast over her eyes as she reached towards Cozbi's chest, her hand quickly penetrating the flesh as she tore the woman and unborn child limb-from-limb, not caring to preserve their lives.

Right as Juvia had finished her massacre the front door opened.

"Cozbi, honey I'm home, called out Grey who grew worried as his love had not answered as she usually does.

"What's going o-'' and that's when he saw it. His best friend, who he didn't even no could be out of water, standing over the dismembered remains of his fiance, a headless fetus, resembling a baby laying not far.

"J-juvia w-what did you do?!" he asked as she dropped the final piece of the corpse and shrugged.

"Juvia simply got rid of the problem"

Dude is so shy he’d probably confess accidentally

Through memes no less

Levi gets so pouty if you leave him on delivered or read without responding

He reads and writes Ruri-chan fanfic and he’d probably write mc x reader fic

Needs reassurance that he’s not a total failure throughout the day

Someone help this dude clean his room please

Never forgets to feed Henry 2.0 but somehow goes hours before remembering to feed himself

He will info-dump about his interests for hours if you let him (please let him)

Will 100% want to do a couples cosplay

NSFW

A bottom. That’s it. No explanation.

He’s an underwear thief so lock up your laundry

Ya’ll will fuck against the wall connecting his room to Mammon's just for shits n giggles

He collects double sided monster dildos to share with you

Very wary about experimenting so ease him into it

Sexting and phone sex are more common than quickies for y'all

Tie him up n fuck him in his demon form

He has a praise kink (Call him a good boy n’ he’ll melt)

Make him beg and don’t let him cum till he does<3