Simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

Enemies to Lovers

Yeah y'all wanted to kill each other but now you also wanna kill for each other

(Bakugou Katsuki. Enji Todoroki. Tomura Shigaraki. Toru Oikawa. Kei Tsukishima. Lucifer. Thirteen. Belphegor. Laxus Dreyar. Ultear Milkovich. Levi Ackerman. Eren Yeager. Inuyasha. Megumi Fushiguro. Aoi Todo. Yuta Okkotsu)

Friends to Lovers

Said ‘I love you’ as a joke…..But I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

(Shoyo Hinata. Koshi Sugawara. Yu Nishinoya. Hitoka Yachi. Leviathan. Diavolo. Mammon. Armen Arlert. Connie Springer. Sasha Blouse. Cana Alberona. Lisanna Strauss. Max Alors. Warren Rocko. Mina Ashido. Denki Kaminari. Eijiro Kirishima. Sango. Yuji Itadori. Kento Nanami. Maki Zen’in)

Forbidden Romance

It shouldn’t feel as good as it does…

(Keishin Ukai. Hajime Iwaizumi. Satori Tendo. Saeko Tanaka. Simeon. Satan. Erwin Smith. Annie Leonhart. Historia Reiss. Ymir. Mavis Vermillion. Totomaru. Zeref Dragneel. Rufus Lore. Erik. Lucy Heartfilia. Kurogiri. Camie Utsushimi. Kai Chisaki. Kikyo. Ryomen Sukuna. Suguru Geto.)   

Second Chance Romance

One more chance couldn’t hurt………….right?

(Kenma Kozume. Tobio Kageyama. Ryunosuke Tanaka. Kenjiro Shirabu. Barbatos. Solomon. Jean Kirstein. Reiner Braun. Mikasa Ackerman. Hange Zoe. Gildarts Clive. Loke. Lyon Vastia. Hibiki Lates. Jenny Realight. Shota Aizawa. Izuku Midoriya. Touya Todoroki. Hojo. Sesshomaru. Toji Fushiguro. Nobara Kugisaki. Kiyotaka Ijichi.)

Fake Dating

Playing house didn’t used to be this serious….

(Yuji Terushima. Tetsuro Kuroo. Keiji Akaashi. Asmodeus. Petra. Jellal Fernandes. Eve Tearm. Karen Lilica. Sting Eucliffe. Kagura Mikazuchi. Rustyrose. Neito Monoma. Yuga Aoyama. Shoto Todoroki. Keigo Takami. Miroku. Takuma Ino)

Rivals to Lovers

They might become a distraction but…….. why not live a little?

(Daichi Sawamura. Yaku Morisuke. Wakatoshi Ushijima. Kiyoko Shimizu. Natsu Dragneel. Gray Fullbuster. Fried Justine. Jet. Tenya Iida. Hitoshi Shinso. Momo Yaoyorozu. Koga. Satoru Gojo. Masamichi Yaga. Mai Zen’in. Mei Mei)

Nobody’s POV

It was dark, their body numb as they stared into nothingness. It was scary this strange, detached feeling, like they were dead and alive all at once. 

“Y/N?” A voice spoke before the semi-translucent body of Eraserhead walked towards them, as memories flew back to Y/N like stab to the heart. 

“Shouta? What is this? Where am I?” Y/n asked their voice trembling as Aizawa silently approached them amidst the darkness.

“Y-you died, I was there I saw it happen” Y/n muttered reaching towards him as their hand went right through. 

“It wasn’t supposed to be like this, you were supposed to make it out alive” he admitted “What’s the point if I don’t have you? You were all I had but you left me” Y/n questioned, their voice cracking and hoarse 

“I waited and waited, but you were never going to come back. I knew that and I waited anyway” They continued on the verge of breaking down as Aizawa sat down next to them, the dark on the verge of enveloping them both. 

“ I didn’t want to leave you Y/n, believe me I never wanted this. But I didn't want to live in a world that didn’t have you” he ghosted a once warm hand along their ice cold back

“You say this Sho but you submitted me to the same agony you didn’t want to suffer, you were ready to die for me but never to live for me” they laughed brokenly

“Y/n, love, you have to understand, ever breath I took, every day I lived, was for you. I didn’t want any of this to happen-”

“But all I wanted was for you to stay, the world could’ve burned and it wouldn’t have mattered to me, all I needed was for you to stay” Y/n broke down, their body turning just as translucent as Aizawa’s 

“I-I….I w-wasn’t ready to say g-goodbye” they hiccuped out as Aizawa pulled Y/n into his lap, 

“I know” he whispered kissing their forehead as both their bodies disappeared into the darkness together.

-In the hospital-

Doctors and nurses rushed into the room as the telltale sound of the heart monitor flatlining sounds among the yelling of people rushing around, attempting to resuscitate Y/n’s cold body.

A body that will never again house a soul as it turns into a cold, dead shell of the person that once occupied it.

Father i crave spicy iida headcanons thx

Aftercare with him consist of a warm bath and bottle of water

Size kink <3

He has major office sex fantasies 

Also might have a breeding kink

His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl

Mainly keeps sex to the bedroom

He’s a top <33

Will sometimes fuck to music

Not a one night stand kind of dude

Quickies aren’t his favorites either but ya gotta do what's necessary sometimes

SCRATCH HIM UPPPP, mark him up please.

He’ll act like he hates it but we all know he doesn’t.

Thinking about…

Thinking about your first time using a flogger on Barbatos. The wooden handle heavy in your hand but also empowering in a way. Being about to whip and caress a demon as powerful as Barbatos, to see this side of him was addicting. The marks left by the leather if even for a moment sending adrenaline through your veins, and the sounds he makes as the leather makes contact with his skin were heavenly even coming from a demon. Low grunts and groans that sent heat rushing through your body as even what little you were wearing became too much to handle. 

“Can I see your sketchbook?” 

It was a simple question that could expose so much of his soul if he answered yes. Sure, he was proud of his work and knew his art was good, great even. But the question still had his nerves wired as he choked on his water “w- what?” he looked at you incredulously as you giggled as his expression “I wanna see your sketches .... if that’s okay with you?” never had someone wanted to see his art, the art that he sketched for his eyes only any chance he got. His father had seen it as a distraction leading to him hiding it away but now he hid it for an entirely different reason. “Uh..y- yeah sure” he could feel the tips of his ears heat as he went to retrieve the sacred book from your shared bedroom. 

And that’s what led to now, with you guys cuddled up on the couch together flipping through the pages and listening as he told you the story behind each piece. “Is that…me?” you asked, having flipped a few pages too far only to stop “would you be mad if I said yes?” he grumbled quietly looking anywhere but at you. This sketchbook contained the most vulnerable parts of him and so of course, he had a plethora of pictures he drew of you that were pretty far in the back. Your eyes teared up as you flipped through the images realizing that these beautiful pieces of art were how he saw you even when you couldn’t see it yourself. “Hey hey, are you okay baby? Hey don’t cry, what’s wrong?” he comforted, pulling you close as the tears ran down your face. At first he thought you were creeped out or maybe even offended by the sketches until he felt you grin into his chest “don’t worry, their happy tears” you whispered, reaching up to kiss his collarbone as he released a sigh of relief.

~BONUS~

He’s definitely drawn you in many uncensored sexual contexts but those are stored in a sketchbook locked up under the dresser. Not wanting anybody but himself to see you in such vulnerable positions.

A quote from the 10th chapter of a book I'm writing :)

'I was waiting to show my mother in law my new painting so it was still propped on the easel long since dry.  Despite that I couldn’t help but wander towards it taking in the different gray brush strokes that were visible around the painted silhouette of a familiar man with horns propped up on his head and eyes as deep as all of the world's oceans. Taking the portrait of the easel I set up a clean canvas and got to work putting thoughts into paint and just as before the devil appeared in my art as though it was there solely to remind me that my soul belonged to him and him alone.'

-Opinions?

-He unfortunately has work the week of christmas

-So the two of you don’t do much once all the decor is up

-It’s a little lonely and he’s the most apologetic he’s ever been about having to work.

-He does go along with your little scheme under the mistletoe

-Yuji sometimes stays with you guys over winter break

-He likes to shop for other people so Christmas is usually a good excuse to do so

-Every year at least one person buys him a tie

-He loves to spoil you literally every year<33

👽Please, play with her hair. You seriously won't regret it

👾On calmer more relaxed days, she'll just hang out with you in your dorm💘

👽Mina is a self-care queen with a few self destructive habits✌

👾Reading isn't her favorite activity, but she loves it when*you* read to her😁

👽Have you seen her hair? She's super paranoid about is sometimes but enjoys sleeping with silk bonnets

👾PDA isn't a big deal with her, some casual affection here and there, nothing to spicy😇

👽She's obsessed with making couples tiktoks

👾You date Mina, you basically dating the whole squad🤷

👽She keeps a mini fridge of snacks and drinks in her room

👾She 100% loves teaching you new dances she comes up with💃

👽You got a new hoodie? No no no *She* has a new hoodie😌

“ Hey, Y/n! Have you seen my hoodie?!” Your husband called from your shared bedroom as he prepared to take a shower after a particularly long patrol

“Which one!? The shark one or the Crimson Riot one?!” you called hoping he wasn’t looking for the shark hoodie you were currently drowning in.

“The shark one! You know the one you bought me for Christmas” he shouted back as he discarded his boots to search your guys’ shared bed.

“Noooo, haven’t seen it sorry babe” you drawled hoping he would fall for it.

“You're wearing it, aren’t you?” his teasing voice came from behind you as you hid further in the giant piece of clothing.

“I don’t know what you're talking about Kiri” you feigned innocence your face got hotter

“Mhm, so that’s not my hoodie you’re hiding in?” he went along with it even though you both knew that it was indeed his hoodie 

“Nope, I think you must’ve hit your head or something” you giggled as he grinned 

For a second, for a very tiny second, one would believe that you had gotten away with it but of course, your husband couldn't just let you get away with this terrible crime so before you could even blink he had you tossed over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes “Kiri!! Putt me down!” you screeched laughing “No can do, you’re under arrest for hoodie theft” he laughed dropping you on the bed before falling on top of you, effectively trapping you in place “Kiri, you’re heavy bro” you groaned making no move to escape.

And that's how the two of you spent the rest of the afternoon, cuddling as hours passed, the world melting away around the two of you.

If I was a rat

MC: Hey Barb, I have a question

Barbatos: (Already sensing some bullshit) What is it MC?

MC: Would you still love me if I was a rat?

Barbatos: Who said I loved you now?? (He definitely does)

MC: But what if I was a rat???

Barbatos: Like Solomon?

MC: Sure🧍

Barbatos: No.