This Little Shit Loves To Flirt With Ya Just To Get You Flustered Even Before Y'all Start Dating

This Little Shit Loves To Flirt With Ya Just To Get You Flustered Even Before Y'all Start Dating

This little shit loves to flirt with ya just to get you flustered even before y'all start dating

Lowkey Rivals to Lovers <3

He tried to cook for you as a confession

But it came out more like a death threat the way that food looked explosive

Mans been around so long he’s basically google

He’s kinda salty about how quickly you got pacts with the seven brothers

About as salty as his food actually

Sometimes he feels really bad about not remembering as far into his past as he wants to

He has a bit of a God complex as his internal monologue

NSFW

He has a knife kink <33

Would fuck you over a cauldron for shits n giggles

Makes a lot of aphrodisiacs as a side hobby

Has fantasies of domestic kitchen sex

Loves to leave hickeys anywhere and everywhere

Used to be fwb with Asmo (Lucky bastard-)

Food Play and Roleplay Kinks

Avid Erotica Reader.

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2 years ago
🕛Honestly, She Just Loves Being Taken Care Of

🕛Honestly, she just loves being taken care of

🕛She loves taking care of you too and it’s nice not having to act overly sexual all the time.

🕛 For real though, just cuddle with her she’ll turn the brightest red ever

🕛 She does read smut straight-faced and starts squealing during soft fluffy moments in books

🕛 Loves cooking with you, even if that means she’s cooking and you’re just chilling on the counter.

🕛 Mic drags Aizawa over to your guys’ apartment a lot  for dinner

🕛 Yall start shows together on Netflix and she gets mad when you watch the next episode without her

🕛 Grocery shopping with her is chaotic thanks to how many fans she has

🕛 Because of her hero ranking, days off aren’t consistent but there some of the best days


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2 years ago
“Y/nnnnn” Denki Whined Flopping Backward Over The Back Of The Common Room Couch. 

“Y/nnnnn” Denki whined flopping backward over the back of the common room couch. 

“What’s up, love?” You asked stroking his hair as you continue reading on a certain orange and white website. “Ya know how we haven’t told the class about us dating yet?” he asked as you looked away from your phone and rose a brow at him “Yeah? Why?” you questioned already having a feeling as to where this was going

“Welllllll, they found out” he chuckled peaking over your shoulder at whatever you were reading.

“Oh? How’d that happen?” you laughed pushing him away from your screen (for his own safety of course) 

“I let Mina use Spotify on my phone and-” he started explaining before you got the hint 

“She saw your lock screen” you smirked putting your phone down as he nodded “and my wallpaper” you just shrugged knowing they were going to find out eventually “ It was gonna happen eventually, wanna watch a movie?” despite his pouting, he nodded climbing further onto the couch his head in your lap as you ran your fingers through his hair.

Little did the two of you know almost everyone in your guys’ class had witnessed everything and they were preparing to tease the heck out of both of you.


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1 year ago
simp-thingz - -Simp_Thingz-

Honestly, he would not be the one to confess

His Pride simply wouldn’t let him, so that left you with the task of panicking over ways to confess to the intimidating demon

Somehow, (who knows how honestly), you manage to get the confession out in a timely manner

You nearly passed out though, which would’ve infinitely easier than trying to figure out how to decipher his facial expressions

That part gets easier as the two of you start dating though.

What doesn’t get easier is trying to convince him not to string Mammon up (You try anyways)

The best nights are when the two of you make it to bed early though it rarely happens, most nights you either go to bed first or stay up sipping on a bottle of demonus in his office as he fills out paperwork that had piled up

He didn’t have much free time so little office dates were an almost daily occurrence

PLEASE drag him to bed he needs to sleep in his bed for once

-NSFW-

He has a sir kink and possibly a daddy kink

He’s mainly a top but mess with his wings and he’ll bottom for sure

Lowkey has a breeding kink

Fucks you against his desk almost daily

Y'all have had a threesome with Diavolo

As long as it’s Diavolo he’s cool with cuckolding

His favorite positions are missionary and reverse cowgirl

Got a kink you wanna try? As long as you give him time to do some research on it he’s usually down to experiment


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3 years ago
💥He Doesn't

💥He doesn't

💥With his pride and stubborn personality just wouldn't allow it

💥Plus what if he got rejected?

💥So instead Kirishima (and the rest of the bakusquad) do it for him

💥They already know that he won't do it

💥So they leave notes in both of your lockers, stating that the other would like to meet them

💥You both show up confused asf

💥But end up figuring out what happened

💥neither of you were stupid and the bakusquad wasn't exactly subtle about it either

💥It ended well though, with both of you confessing your romantic interest towards each other

💥And the bakusquad cheering from a nearby bush of course


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1 year ago

headcannons of mha characters with sick readers?

Headcannons Of Mha Characters With Sick Readers?

Bakugou

Acts like it’s a bother to be taking care of you but secretly enjoys it :) 

Kinda pissed when you told him you were sick though cause he told you to be careful 

But noo, you just had to go dancing in the rain

Is basically your own personal nurse despite you being asleep most of the time

Literally took time off work cause he was so worried though

Will only go near you in a mask

Like he loves you but he doesn’t love getting sick.

Todoroki

Is scared. Like are you dying? You were fine yesterday??

Has to call his sister cause he’s never taken care of someone whilst they were sick

Will lay in bed with you though cause he doesn’t really care if he gets sick

Y'all binge movies while you float in and out of consciousness 

He managed to binge the entire Vampire Diaries series while you were sick

This man (With his sister's help over a ft call) manages to make sure you don’t starve to death.

Ends up getting sick and missing work.

Midoriya

Has to go to work despite his worries

Prepares anything you might possibly need while he’s gone 

Invites his mom over to take care of you until he gets back

Is worried during his entire shift and calls once every two hours to check in.

Inko is a god at taking care of sick people though so after she works her magic your almost back to normal

Midoriya is so confused when he walks into your shared bedroom to find his mom and you laughing over old photos instead of resting.

Now your better and best friends with his mom :)


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1 year ago
How’d Things End Up Like This?

How’d things end up like this?

Why’d it have to be you? Dragging him home from another drunken night at the bar. He had friends, why couldn’t it be them? His brothers even? You were the ex. It wasn’t your job to make sure he got home anymore. He constantly trashed you on devilgram to his numerous fans. You begged him to stop, pleaded with him to let you heal and move on but it was to no avail.

You even changed your number but he always found you. It was hard to believe this was the same person you once loved and the thought that he had loved you the same for even just a moment was what kept you coming to his aid. You had lost touch with countless friends, family even just to appease him and his jealousy but it seems you were merely a fool, a fool in love but stupid nonetheless cause now there was nobody to save you from situations like this; “I missed you” Mammon grumbled his words slurring as you supported most of his weight

“I didn’t think you’d come” he continued on as you huffed his white hair wild and sticking up in your face, “I shouldn’t have come” you muttered hoping he wouldn’t understand in his drunken state “I was so close to forgetting you, was getting my life together n’ everything'' you continued even knowing it would be a bad idea to say anything more as he stared at you with glassy eyes “You’ll never forget me” he said quietly and it brought tears to your eyes knowing he was right. You’d never forget him, what could’ve been would always haunt you and you weren’t dumb enough to think it wouldn’t but you’d always try because that was all you could do.


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