It Was Supposed To Be Quick, Easy, And Painless. Tired Of Living With The Ghost Of Your Once Loving Marriage,

🦾Wants you to sit on him while he does push-ups

🦾 Lives for cuddling

🦾Will whine if you don’t shower him with affection

🦾Hates bugs with a passion though

🦾Except for spiders, he actually loves spiders

🦾Like he’s a little obsessed (he owns every spider squishmallows)

🦾But if you don’t like spiders or are scared of them he can take care of it

🦾Took you to watch a street race once but it was super cold

🦾Ya’ll buy each other flowers on bad days

🦾His favorite flowers are Lilies

🦾He bought yall matching pajamas

🦾Like bro why is he so cute

🦾Ya’ll be crocheting plushies you find online together

🦾Likes to watch satisfying TikTok’s before bed 

Another brother who’s ego wouldn’t allow him to just outright confess

He’d try though, but the tsundere tendencies are just too strong

What do you mean he can’t just hog your every conscious (and unconscious) moment?

His crows are always bringing you shiny things

Tries to confess through an ‘anonymous’ letter but fails miserably since his handwriting is almost impossible to read

One thing he does successfully is teach you the basics of gambling much to Lucifers displeasure

Throws a fit though when you beat him at literally anything

Fall asleep alone? Don’t expect to wake up that way.

He’s basically a golden retriever in denial 

NSFW

He has the ‘sex on a bed of money’ fantasy so often it’s crazy

A sucker for some sloppy ass head

Quickies in casino bathrooms are a common occurrence ‘for good luck’

He won’t say it but he loves biting, being bit, just mark this dude up

He’ll experiment with anything that doesn't involve sharing

The twins and Levi hate when he gets laid cause he’s so loud

A switch through and through

Lowkey a perv in denial

Will send you spicy pictures n’ videos while you’re in class just to see you flustered

The snow was falling rapidly as the temperature dropped lower each day and you couldn’t contain your excitement. This was going to be the first Christmas you and Kenma spend in your new shared home and your nerves just couldn’t seem to stop buzzing as you danced around the kitchen baking as you waited for your boyfriend to return from practice.

You knew he wasn’t much of a holiday person but it wasn’t often that his team had a day off from practice and you were gonna take advantage of every second.

Baking cookies in every shape you possibly could from gingerbread men to Christmas trees your guys’ kitchen would be a wreck by the time he returned home.

Rolling out the dough as you hummed you had yet to notice the cat-like man watching you with content and adoration in his eyes as he just stood there observing you. 

“Welcome home” you smiled finally noticing him as he offered a small smile back as he walked further into the kitchen

Wrapping his arms around you he buried himself in your neck “Hi” he whispered leaving a small kiss at the juncture between your neck and shoulder “How was practice?” you asked as he sighed “it was okay” you hummed in acknowledgment “you tired?” you questioned feeling how the man seemed to melt more than usual against you but you could feel him nod

“Well go hop in the shower and after you get out we can have dinner” you turned around to look at him as he whined at the movement “I don’t wanna” he pouted as you laughed 

“Yeah well you stink so go wash up” you pushed him away slightly, or at least you tried to but his grip only seemed to tighten 

“If you don’t wash up Santa won’t bring you anything but coal this year” you teased as he shrugged “that’s fine, coal is useful” you sighed trying to think of something more motivating 

“Go wash up or no cookies for you” he gazed at you probably wondering if you were serious or not “not even the Christmas tree ones?” he questioned as you nodded turning back around in his arms to focus on your task “not even the Christmas tree ones” with that the man groaned finally detaching himself from you as you laughed

“I’ll shower but you owe me later” he chuckled leaving one more kiss on your cheek as he finally went to shower.

Could you do a shota Aizawa playlist? And could you try to avoid metal (and others similar) genres in the playlist? Thank you sm 💗

It was a mid-day and Class 1-A had the day off, which meant absolute chaos in the common room. You were deep in conversation with Mina & Sero when you all heard a crash “What’s going on?” you asked the others shaking their heads. So the three of you went to go check it out, the closer you guys got the louder the commotion was. 

“What’s going on?” Mina asked as you finally reached the common room to find your boyfriend chasing Denki around in what were essentially circles.

“HELP HE’S TRYING TO KILL ME” Denki yelled as he went to hide behind you

“What’d you do this time?” Sero asked as the angry blonde marched towards the four of you.

“Welllll, I kinda borrowed one of the mangas from his room without asking” 

“HE BENT ALL THE FUCKIN CORNERS!” 

Slowly you turned around causing the boy in question to quickly back away and seek refuge behind his pink-haired friend

“You did WHAT?! DON’T yOU KNOW LITERALLY ANYTHING WORKS AS A BOOKMARK?! WHY BEND THE PAGES?!?!” You yelled demonstrating by placing a book open face down on tokoyami’s head “SEE? No need to torture the literature” Bakugou nodded his head along with you as Denki continued to hide shaking behind Mina “y-yep, got it won’t do it again.”

“Good, now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go finish reading” with that you left the four of them behind as you went to go stay up an unnatural amount of time reading, nobody expecting you to resurface until you’ve finished. 

“Psst heyyy, wake upppp, heyyy” a familiar voice whispered, shaking you awake as you slowly opened your eyes, dazed with sleep and confusion from the sudden interruption of your slumber. Only to see your boyfriend, Denki Kaminari, his golden eyes oddly bright in the dark room, the only other light being your alarm clock sitting on your bedside table. The bright LED letters read 1:30 am in bold green letters.

“Denki? What’re you doing here? Do you know what time it is?” you whispered suddenly more alert thinking something was wrong “Wellll I may or may not have chugged all the battery acid I made with Sero earlier today” he said sheepishly smiling as he rubbed the back of his neck nervously.

“Really? Are you insane? There was like a gallon of it” You asked incredulously remembering that you advised him that even making the sugar filled drink, though it was interesting to watch, was probably a bad idea. But he saw it on tiktok and ended up convincing Sero that it would be a good idea somehow.

“Yeahh, it wasn’t as good as I thought it would be….but it was fun trying it” he cheered very obviously hyped on sugar. “Well, is there something you need, I love you but I also love sleep which I can’t really get if I’m awake having a conversation” You raised an eyebrow at him though he probably couldn’t see the motion.

“I can’t exactly sleep right now so I was hoping we could hang out” he said tracing small patterns on your clothed leg.

“Really? It’s nearly two am. What are we supposed to do anyway? Everybody's asleep” you asked tired but curious “well we still have the candy from the easter egg hunt this afternoon, I was thinking we could sneak out and explore or something” he suggested as you shook your head 

“You don’t need anymore sugar right now sweetheart. You’re literally vibrating right now” you pointed out putting a hand on his shoulder in an attempt to stop him vibrating but it just continued on though it didn’t seem to bother him much so you left it alone for the moment.

“Yeah I guess I am but it’s fineee” he shrugged “so can we go?” you wanted to protest but you knew that if you didn’t go at least to watch over him, he would probably get into some sort of trouble.

“Yeah let me get my hoodie” you sighed flinging your legs over the side of your bed as he cheered “yayyy” 

And so that’s what you did, narrowly escaping Aizawa as he finished patrolling the corridors for the time being and making out into the student parking lot. The air was brisk and cold making you glad that you brought your hoodie but also worried about your fabulous boyfriend, who despite it being his idea to go out was very unprepared for the temperature.

“Hey pikachu, are you sure we should do this? It’s pretty cold out here” you asked knowing he would get cold later on. “Yep, I just got my car’s heater fixed so we should be fine” he brushed it off nonchalantly and started walking towards his old Mazda CX-5 at the beginning of the lot dragging you with him.

“Okayy, are you sure you should be driving like this though?” with how much he was shaking maybe letting him drive wasn’t the best idea….

“Well you don’t have a license so I’m driving!” he cheered, unlocking the car and throwing himself into the drivers side “come on!” His eagerness was cute. You couldn’t lie to yourself, but you were still hesitant getting into the passenger's side. 

“Where are we going first?” you asked as he started the car “first we’re gonna get snacks” he smiled looking back as he backed out of the lot, his rearview mirror very obviously hasn’t been touched or adjusted properly since it was bought.

It was nice, just driving along the empty streets with him, as he told any and every story he could possibly remember and though you’ve heard many of them a lot you listened happily, content to be able to spend time with him like this.

“So any specific destination or are we just gonna drive around?” You questioned curiously as he shrugged, the shaking mostly lost to the vibrations of the vehicle “ I have a few ideas, but you’re just gonna have to wait” 

Now that made you slightly nervous but also slightly excited grasping his hand over the center console as conversation flowed easily between the two of you and it wasn’t long before you pulled up to a 24/7 convenience store.

“I’ll go inside, is there anything specific you want?” He asked, turning off the engine to avoid wasting gas since it wasn't exactly cheap with how the economy was right now. “Uhhh can you get me f/f and f/d please” you asked was he nodded smiling “okay, I’ll be right back”

Silence settled as you watched him walk inside the light shining bright enough through the windows of the store that they lit up the car just enough to where you just barely see the interior of the car.

The clock on your phone reading 2am on the bright screen as you decided to scroll through your socials looking at things your friends had posted throughout the week and it wasn’t long before the door was opening and Denki was climbing back into the car with a plastic bag grasped in his hand. “I got the snacks now let’s go before the sun comes up”

With the time you’ve been awake since he pulled you out of bed, the idea of going back to sleep was quickly escaping you as you let out a yawn, a guilty look crossed the man's face as he pulled out of the parking lot that he quickly covered up as he got onto the main road.

“I’m super sorry I dragged you outta bed” he muttered as you looked at him “It’s fine, so far this has been really fun” you smiled as he smiled right back at you “really? Well it’s about to get even better” 

As his mood was back he started speeding up well past the speed limit and racing through the desolate streets, the cold air flowing through the windows but at this point it wasn’t the main focus though the speed of the vehicle was exhilarating watching him drive at this speed one hand on the wheel and the other resting on your leg, your own hand in his grasp was very much messing with your mind as you glowed a bright red. Heat radiating from your body slightly and you prayed that he hadn’t noticed.

But it was clear to him, as a smirk appeared on his face and the car sped up somehow faster than what was probably legal but none of that mattered in this moment as the farther you got the less building you seem to pass. 

Trees and greenery overtook the land as the only buildings were a few shrines here and there but even those seemed abandoned as they were overgrown and at the mercy of the forest itself. “Where are we goingggg” you whined having been in the car since you were woken almost two hours earlier.

“Relaxxx, we’re almost there” he laughed as he slowed the car to a complete stop in the middle of a small clearing, “we’re gonna have to walk from here” he stepped out of the car walking towards the trunk as you stepped out following him. “Whatcha got there?” you asked, grasping the plastic bag containing the snacks bought earlier.

Though he also grabbed a canvas backpack you weren’t aware he even owned as most of his possessions were pretty much brightly colored with some sort of graphic or something he saw on social media that he just had to have but this bag was nothing like that, it was a boring brown bag. 

“Just a few things I brought along: he explained slinging the bag over his shoulder  not really indulging more, by this time it was around 3 it had taken a half an hour to arrive at this clearing “We aren’t walking too far right?” you asked not really prepared for a long journey on foot as you were only wearing a hoodie over your pajamas and some old skater shoes.

“It shouldn’t be far, at least that’s what google maps told me” he shrugged “okay, turn on your phone's flashlight cause the sun isn’t supposed to set for at least another two hours” which was true it was really hard to see, the brightest things around being your partners golden eyes as the sugar still circulated through his system and the phone screen he reading off of. “Are we really relying on google maps for this?” you questioned, raising an eyebrow at him though you doubted he could see it. “Yep, that's right, now let’s get going” he smiled, the flashlight on his phone nearly blinding you with the sudden light. His screen was slightly broken but he managed to follow the directions pretty well somehow.

It wasn’t long before the two of you came across a much larger clearing where the ruins of some sort of building was covered in tattered tape which clearly stated not to enter but it looked to be at least ten years old. “What are we doing here?” 

“We’re gonna go hang out on the roof” he smiled, dragging you towards the building which looked as if it would fall any minute. “Are you sure that’s a good idea?” you asked nervously as you really didn’t plan on dying this way or this soon “we’ll be finee, I’ve been here like, a billion times!” 

“But what if something falls on us? or some sort of wild animal comes out and attacks us? what if we get arrested?Isn;t this trespassing? Shit mister Aizawa is gonna be pissed at us he’ll probably strangle us with his sca-” you went on rambling as he covered you mouth with his hand gently silencing you 

“You’re doing that thing again” he stated confusing you 

“What thing?” you questioned unaware that you were doing anything out of the normal

“That thing you do where you’re thinking about everything that could go wrong and stressing yourself out” 

“Well alot can go wrong, we didn’t tell anybody where we were going and it’s dark and-” again he silence you “you’re doing it again, just relax,  I texted Bakugou before I came to get you and I left a note in Kirishima’s room so if we go missing bakugou will know, and kirishima will make him look for us. Try not to think so much okay? Just enjoy living in the moment” 

You relaxed nodding softly, knowing your boyfriend was right, you knew you had a habit of overthinking constantly and you do try to be positive but that’s really hard when everything that could possibly go wrong floods into your head putting you in panic mode. 

Denki knew, as sometimes like everybody he had moments where he did the same, he also knew the mental toll it could take on a person. So his solution was to live in the moment, not thinking good or bad in his head.

“Let’s go” he smiled, leading you through the building taking time to show you smaller details such as some graffiti he and Mina had done on the broken walls, and small messages written on the wall in different colored sharpies.

The building was three stories that had somehow not completely collapsed though they lacked most of the original walls, or walls at all. Lastly he led you to the final set of stairs, chipped, weathered, and leaning more to the left then they probably should but Denki assured you were sturdy being able to support not only himself but the entirety of the bakusquad on some occasions. 

And he was correct the two of you, though very slowly on your part due to nerves and fear of it suddenly collapsing but nonetheless it held strong and you both managed to get onto the roof safetly. 

“Woah, it’s so pretty up here” you gazed in awe as the stars above you were faded compared to when you guys arrived there. The sky now a fading from the night blue to an early morning pink, and fairy lights were scarcely drapped around a mini structure similar to a fort one would build in their living room, the tarp acing as the roof of this smaller structure was held up by two obviously broken and weathered broom sticks.

“What s this?” you asked curiously since denki had never mentioned such a thing here, “me, Sero, and Mina put this together last time we came here, it’s not the most studry but it’s held up this long” he grinned proud of what he and his friends had put together.

“That’s awesome Denki but shouldn’t we get back to the dorm soon? THe sun will be up soon and we don’t want Aizawa to strangle us” you shivered at the thought of whatever punishment your teacher would come up with should he find out about your guy’s early morning adventures. 

“It’ll be fine, we can leave after the sun is up” he assured patting your head before ushering you into the fort, “we can eat up here” the tarp did provide a nice shield from the winds that where all the more potent now that you where higher up so you agreed sitting in the small space as your lovely boyfriend followed you holding the bags that you two had carried with you.

It was nice, just sitting there with him, it wasn’t often you guys did stuff like this. Even though the reasoning behind this adventure was not ideal as funny as it is you really enjoyed spending this time with him. With hero training, and hanging out with friends it wasn’t easy to make time and as much as you both enjoyed hanging out alone in either of your rooms it got old after awhile.

So there the two of you sat, lack of sleep finally hitting the both of you as the blonde next to you began to doze off on your shoulder, and you soon joining him the snacks as long forgotten as the time. While the sun rose peacefully unlike either of you who where completely passed out inside a fort.

-Late; Upon Return To The Dorm-

“And where where you?” you teacher stood across from you both, your boyfriend leaning o your back still dozing off luckily making it through the drive with many pit stops for coffee “uhhh getting milk..?”

You both spent the rest of the evening being hung from the ceiling by your teachers scarf.

-End-