🦾Wants You To Sit On Him While He Does Push-ups

⚡You has planned on staying inside

⚡Reading and book and cuddling the night away with your lovely significant other, Kaminari

⚡As much as he enjoys cuddling he wasn't having any of that

⚡You both got dressed up and went out to dinner

⚡Denki wanted to use his adult money and pay for dinner

⚡But so did you

⚡You guys compromise split the bill 50/50

⚡He did spend some money on matching stuffed animals though

⚡He was tired an ended up stumbling over his words a bit during the countdown

⚡You guys did kiss at midnight💋

⚡And cuddled the rest of the night once you got home

"Can we please get this figured out?" You pleaded looking at the clock in your office as two of your employees argued over a project you had assigned to them.

Now normally this would be fine, they'd work it out, but today was Valentine's Day and you had plans to go out with your husband tonight.

"Look all I'm saying is-"

"I don't care, you're formatting is completely wrecking the entire project"

"It's not that serious-"

Honestly, they had been in your office the past two hours, arguing over the formatting and accuracy of the other persons work.

"Listen here you little-" one began, his face red with frustration, until you interrupted him by slamming a nearby book on your desk

"Enough! Just fix the formatting and go home!" You glared at them exhausted, only to sigh when the phone rang

"Hello?" You asked as around this time of day calls to your business phone were quite uncommon

"Y/n! Excellent you answered, how'd your meeting go?" You smiled waving your employees out of the room as you sank into your chair.

"I honestly want to stab them both" you sighed knowing that as tempting as it sounded, you were joking but with out skipping a beat, your wonderful husband responded

"Okay, well don't get blood on your clothing because not only do we have dinner reservations for seven, but the blood would also count as evidence" you smiled a bit bigger and even laughed a bit at your husband supporting your 'idea' of murder

"You're a hero Tenya, you shouldn't be enabling your partner to murder people" you could practically hear the gears turning in his head and laughed

"I'll be there to pick you up in a few minutes" he went on to change the subject as you laughed even more

"Alright, Love you Tenya"

"I love you too y/n"

Asmo Smut Drabble

Thinking About…

…Thinking about the way Asmo just loves to worship and be worshiped, especially in the bedroom. But when he finds you staring at yourself in the mirror with something akin to disappointment he couldn’t help but fuck you in front of that very same mirror and every mirror he could find in his room forcing you to watch as he made a mess of you. Even as your mind went numb from the avatar of lust playing you like a well tuned instrument until you made a mess of his sheets he wouldn’t stop until you were overstimulated and still crying out for more.

The two of you confessed at the same time accidentally during a training session

Y'all be smokin together sometimes but not that often

Cuddles are a must <3

The two of you adopt a few cats together and they are basically your children

 He can’t sleep in silence, there’s always some sort of noise in his room.

Watching him train with Aizawa is a daily occurrence.

It’s funny watchin Aizawa wrap him up in the capture weapon

He will give you silent treatment for like half an hour if you laugh tho

He’ll take the cats in your guys’ fake divorce

Thinking about….

Thinking about situationship!Toji,you know he’s a deadbeat the way you pay for everything. You know he’s fucking other people, but none of that seems to matter cause nobody can fuck you half as good as Toji and he knows it. The way his cock seems to plow into you at an inhuman speed as you scream his name after an argument is just downright sinful. The way you know you’ll be receiving dirty looks from your neighbors when you see him to the door wearing nothing but his shirt but none of that matters as you beg him for the release he’s been denying you for hours.

What the Obey Me! Cast does after breaking up with you

It was mutual and you both stayed friends afterwards: 

Lucifer, Satan, Barbatos

Stalks you after the breakup:

Leviathan, Mammon, Solomon

He broke it off with you:

Asmodeus, Diavolo

No. There was no breakup:

Beelzebub, Simeon

Kills You:

Belphegor