Simon: You Know My Motto: Carpe Diem, Carpe Noctem, Carpe Coles.

maddie & simon (circa 2022... probably)

— original screenshot below

Xavier the type of guy to ask Simon to be his Valentine (and be nervous about it) after they’ve been dating five years.

Simon thought it was dumb the first time he asked, he quickly realized how sweet it was.

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

Quinn: What are you in the mood for?

Rhonda: World domination.

Quinn: That's a bit ambitious.

Rhonda: You are my world.

Quinn: Aww...

Rhonda:

Quinn:

Rhonda:

Quinn: OH.

No literally they are way too powerful together and I live for it honestly. I wish we had a lot more episodes to watch their duoship blossom fr

Simon and Claire have only been allowed to team up one-on-one in this episode because they would have committed so many more felonies had they been paired together the entire time

We’re all alike I swear 💀 I have a savier fic coming out soon (read as: eventually)! I swear I need to read them together so badly, someone PLEASE step up and bless our eyes 🥺🙏 I’ll love u forever

um so where the fuck are all the simon x xavier edits at….like y’all ain’t seeing the gay chemistry between them…they’re bfs 🫶

and nicole and claire are gfs. and so are rhonda & quinn…like??? they’re all gay 2 me.

Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Charley: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Charley: From the same truck that hit Rhonda?!

Wally, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?